who got the butter

if anybody can, she can pull it off.

[museum-of-artistry]

On the Seine, near Argenteuil (1874) by Pierre-Auguste Renoir

[funkbutter]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

stop it

what

there's no fucking way

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

[funkbutter]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[morganwritesthings]

are u from tennesee because i’m lost and trying to get to nashville

[dci-agent-dtle]

Happy birthday to all the McElroy brothers except griffin

[kara-lesbihonest]

Send me a color

red: how was your first kiss? what do you love about yourself? when’s the last time you warmed your hands in front of a fire? would you rather watch a sunrise or sunset? what’s the best thing about summer?

orange: what makes you feel warm inside? what’s your favorite halloween tradition? what’s the last thing you learned? when’s the last time you felt obsessed? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

yellow: if you could have any view from your bedroom window what would you choose? what’s your favorite thing to do on a sunny day? what do you consider lucky? what made you smile today? what makes you happy?

green: what’s your favorite thing to do outside? do you like camping? what would you spend $1,000 on? what’s your job, or what do you want to do as your job? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

blue: what do you do when you’re sad? what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? what kind of covers do you have on your bed? who is the last person you told a secret to?

purple: what’s your astrological sign? what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? when’s the last time you followed your instincts? what’s your favorite food? what’s your secret dream?

[blackberryshawty]

me @ myself all the time: girl, stop

[powerfulwizard]

Minecraft is the most romantic video game

[powerfulwizard]

Fuck Netflix and chill baby let’s make a dirt house

[sodrippy]

we’re losing our collective minds in twelve different ways and thats brave and sexy of us

[funkbutter]

yeah hi not to be sad on main but I miss my boys and i’m ready for a m&g

[thatsbelievable]

[yeettherich]

[radiantjules-deactivated2025110]

@ everyone who is feeling sad tonight ily take care of yourselves and I hope you feel better soon

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[grumpykawa]

@ninten-cat-98

[havanasliu]

My name is Carol.

[hedgehogsdilemmas-deactivated20]

girls!!! we gotta fail more often!!! we’re so scared of failure and disappointing people and looking stupid that we don’t even TRY things! men?? men brush off failure like it’s nothing! if a man doesn’t get a job he wanted, it’s because they didn’t review his application fairly! it’s because the competition was tough this year! it’s because he just needs to try harder next time! men just DO things!!! and you know what DOING things builds?? confidence!!! even if you fail!! the more you fail, the more confident you are that you can fail and survive! women don’t even wanna try unless they are 100% certain that they’re qualified and competent and won’t disappoint anybody! but that is NONSENSE. men are out there getting positions they’re not even qualified for, while over-qualified but less-confident women are staying where it’s safe bc they’re afraid to rock the boat!!! DO. IT. apply for the thing! ask for the raise! enter the competition! get used to failing ALL the time! fail quickly and move on!!! if a cocky but mediocre man would do it, then for the love of god, GO DO THE DAMN THING. you are SO much more qualified than you think you are.

[peachyjude]

I LOVE YOU

[kaleidoscopicbullettrain]

this post physically cured me

[jodiefoster]

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..