hello fellow humans

blog where i post normal human stuff that humans would post we think

[funke3]

DNI: TERFs xenophobes homo/transphobes proshippers maps terrible people you get the gist 🚨i wont respond to NSFW messages/asks!🚨

thaanks :)

[strange-aeons]

They are sending my blood to Finland 🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸

[strange-aeons]

yes. i'm ok though.

[cameronthecryptid]

Reblog to send all of your blood to Finland

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[epicsause-official]

ran into some legal troubles with the pissing community after i named my device that makes girls kiss the "yuri-nator"

[segamascott]

[the-muppet-joker]

Striking an intimidating pose and wearing my Terrifying Mask to remind my enemies that this is what PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE looks like!

[lovelustquotes]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

no shes not because she cant remember shit past 2 weeks ago

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

good thing you wrote that down on the electronic forever word storage system you bitch

[acerebral]

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

[funke3]

oh ty

[funke3]

one of my posts is still getting likes somehow i havent posted in like 3 months?

im not back but i log in and i have 10 likes from that one post sitting in activity lol

[highdio]

STEEL BALL RUN TV ANIME CONFIRMED!!

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[funke3]

toast toasts toast, toasts to Ast, tows toast toes to Toa St.

that's a grammatical sentence btw. have fun with that

[funke3]

yo... tumblr get the hint for the 15th time I've scrolled past this I don't want to drink OLICE OIL SHOTS!!!

!!!

[funke3]

Follow up on my last post

#Spiolers as always 🤭

In pvp civilization when you rank up you get the same room and it seems like you have more lifespan but really everything just costs the same in the grand scheme of things. Oh boy I have 250 durability. That's so much except food is like 10 compared to when you had 50 and food was 2. You're not gaining anything

Also but funkler? Erm but it still costs 1 durability to fight

Except you can get chest plates and armor, so you fight for longer and lose more durability on your sword anyway

I guess I'm just saying that I like the premise of parkciv better than pvpciv. I enjoy the currency aspect better since it makes more sense for guards to want to be hit instead of like. Jumping. I guess. Parkour as a currency makes no sense but pvp in pvpciv could be used to generate energy when you hit the armor stands maybe

[funke3]

PVP civilization <<< parkour civilization

possible spoilers for both, but explanation for why I think so

parkciv evbo: I have to make this jump. If I fail, I'll be in parkour jail forever, and even die. This is paramount to my survival.

- tense

- the audience is rooting for evbo and is afraid he'll die

- the reward for ranking up is more privileges, and ranking up is near impossible

PVP civ evbo: If I die I'll just respawn this fight is easy. I could rank up I guess but I'm more interested in this tabi girl

- 0 tension at all

- the audience doesn't feel much empathy when he dies, since the punishment for dying is minimal and even better because it resets your sword hits

- the reward for ranking up is basically nothing, just the eventual escape which he nor the audience knows if it even exists

- finally the PVP civ evbo character just isn't very likeable. none of the characters like him at all, he has little empathy for anyone else except tabi

[funke3]

What if beating games gave buffs for real life

Like

"Congratulations! You completed Dark Souls fully!

You've gained the following permanent buffs;

+10% Depression Dodge Chance

+5% EXP

-15% Anxiety Damage When Parrying