i eat stickers all the time, dude.

hey i’m sydney this is my funny blog and my other blog is reeapers

[ibuprofengirl]

the gynaecologist took one look, laughed out loud and told me it's hopeless. they'll have to shoot my hole like a lame horse

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

I SAID

OO GIRL

[iamoutofideas]

fuck me like electric eel

[sexhaver]

not the lyrics.

[iamoutofideas]

grow up cunt

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Hi, what the FUCK emotion if this photo of filthy Frank supposed to evoke because all I’m feeling is wrath

[carimame-deactivated20200604]

Ummm he hates being associated with Filt*y Fr*nk now ://

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

He doesn’t get to abandon his slursona

[ewaneneollav]

[revedas]

No problem, Mr. Wonder, take your time.

[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[gilligays]

[monkeyballwiki]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

[lastvalyrian]

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

[torturelabyrinth]

[edenoi]

[pupdotcom]

beef strokin off lmfao

[gotterhag]

Not what it’s called

[lesbianboyfriend]

they should put raised catholic in the dsm-v

[marcitlali]

every nasty ass mf @ subways

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

[halondrus]

[my-never-ending-nightmare]

[girlballs-archive]

i said ook girl! slip me like banana peel

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

kamala and joe biden

[retrogamingblog2]

[chillywillow1]

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

[b0nes2]

[crazy-brazilian]