i need him so bad ep.10000
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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i need him so bad ep.10000
+ bonus content “i want to be their third”:
Ten of Swords and The Emperor reversed
Happy Ides of March to everybody, but especially the Senators.
this post aged like a fine wine
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
Also impressive how quickly and thoroughly people who previously loved his work have disowned it, stopped buying it, and stopped discussing it.
Wish Rowling's fans would do the same.
^^^
This is an official anti-JKR post
kid told me today i’m “way too old to not have a girlfriend by now”. i’m like i know but hey
crucially this conversation ended with her saying “what if you never get a girlfriend but you get old and die and then the grave next to you is a girl and then your spirits make out in the cemetery” and i had to be like “ok let’s talk about something else” instead of “that would be sick as hell i would love to be a ghost making out in the cemetery”
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
It’s that time of year again
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?
nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though
staff killed her for this
WHAT she got nuked??
Trans people existing violates community guidelines
I wasn’t kidding
my apologies mr mama
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef
none pizza with left beef can vote today
this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out
Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.
And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.
And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.
A valuable addition:
where's that post about people on the internet making up a hypothetical strawman and accidentally summoning that strawman or something
Tumblr is like the land of Oz: Every once in a while an unprompted walking, talking strawman shows up to do a little dance and sing a song about how they have no brains at all.
I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.
stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly
man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
Happy indigenous peoples day!