Funktopia

Every time I come back and read my bio after a couple weeks it sounds really dumb so here's a list of my favorite eating utensils in order from greatest to least: 1. Spoon 2. Fork 3. Knife 4. Wood spoon ... 127. Spork, those things are fucking dumb

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[8bitstickmod]

confirmed

[seagullneyweaver]

*beep* $2,99

[mankillercalledbunny]

Someone: *is talking*

Me: oh. I should be processing this right now. Huh.

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[8bitstickmod]

confirmed

[seagullneyweaver]

*beep* $2,99

[bearie]

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bodyglitter]

i love this girl KEJSKDJSK

[chewonthatthang]

You forgot the best one!

This is Beebinch!!! She’s on Instagram twitter and tiktok and she does incredible work. Give her a follow you won’t regret it

[callmedaddy-42]

Seriously y’all she’s got some stellar cosplay going on

[did-you-know]

In 2001, Pennsylvania’s Beaver College had to change its name to Arcadia University. Aside from the school being made fun of across the country, they were recruiting 30% fewer students, and anti-porn filters kept blocking access to their website. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[thatsthat24]

Halloween Costumes 🎃 

[gahdamnpunk]

Links to the petitions (x/x)

Let’s help him y’all!! He is literally being punished for being humane

[goawfma]

yooo boost this

[spaceraptor]

Rescuing slaves from the South = illegal. Hiding Jews from the Nazis = illegal. Setting out water to keep migrants from dying = illegal. There are crimes we should be proud of committing, and laws so morally heinous that those who follow them should be ashamed.

[urbanclictionary]

[zindabad]

[gahdamnpunk]

Why are they trying to be likeable? Ain’t nobody gonna believe them

[3fluffies]

America is operating concentration camps.  There’s no getting around it.  Here’s what those places are actually like:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/politics/ice-detention-center-ig-report/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/politics/hhs-activities-unaccompanied-children/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/politics/border-patrol-mcallen-texas-pictures/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/31/us/arizona-migrant-child-abuse-allegations-shelter/index.html

[unexpectedyarns]

Why isn’t America being investigated by the UN for war crimes? 

[greenekangaroo]

We won’t let them in. 

Legit.

They’ve tried. 

[joshpeck]

[totalspiffage]

I'm glad I can remove my sight sometimes. Must suck having to see things all the time. (This post made by glasses gang)

[rnavka]

Thought this post was gonna be about closing your eyes but it checks out any way

[totalspiffage]

Aw shit I forgot you can do that!!!! Shit!

[theocseason4]

Me about my jobless boyfriend

[ketamie]

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[everythingfox]

Boing

[elisamaza]