Open your eyes

lexi. 19. Plymouth Michigan. My other half is Mary. let's go take a howl at that moon.

[beginnersonlineyogaclass-deacti]

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

[gothicprep]

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

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[bitchesters]

[x]

[pastoriagym]

Pokemon Crystal

[funky-town-poughkeepsie]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

[demondetoxmanual]

[thebigbiwolf]

i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents

[thebigbiwolf]

stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan

[ziraseal]

McDicked by Satan

[annfosterwriter]

[geekasaur]

fuck it up edith anne!

[elasticitymudflap]

sapphire: “Ruby, just act casual!” 

ruby: *crabwalks out* “WHAT IS HAPPENING FELLOW HETEROSEXUALS”

[itsaubreylmfao]

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

[bajn]

[hamiltonmemes]

this is the bouncy lin it only appears once in every 600 memes reblog in 10 seconds for 5 years of good luck and 15 years of bounciness

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[childmagazine]

Be with someone who has hundreds of daydreams about you

[justbecauseiliketotalk]

I still love you after all this time I am so in love with you When I think about the future The only thing I see is you I am so ready to love you Please let me love you

Late night confessions of the heart (via justbecauseiliketotalk)

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