me: *goes to the psychic*
psychic: please take off that giant foam hand so I can read your palm
me: *removes foam hand, revealing a smaller foam hand underneath*
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shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
sheepfilms

Product Placement
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

@theartofmadeline
NASA

tannertan36

bliss lane
Claire Keane

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if i look back, i am lost
Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
hello vonnie

JVL
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$LAYYYTER
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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@funkycosmos
me: *goes to the psychic*
psychic: please take off that giant foam hand so I can read your palm
me: *removes foam hand, revealing a smaller foam hand underneath*
#this is the weirdest year
when the trial starts and you have no idea what’s going on
I’m just looking for silly reasons to laugh.
nationalism is a helluva drug !!!
Y'all know what they did…
yo what the fuck did they DO
HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.
Whaaaaatttttt???
lmfao
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
The irony in the parallels of fiction.
I want in on this action
Brace yourselves for the annoying fucks who will try to convince you Apple invented wireless earphones
They neglected to inform me of this in private school.
the zodiac signs as demigods:
cancer; child of demeter ♋
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
@koheles
Better to have loved and lost.
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