DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@funkyfiend
The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…
When I say ‘I miss you’ what I really mean is I miss the potential we had. I miss the ‘place’ we never fully arrived at. I miss what could’ve been.
Unknown (via tanya-nicole)
if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy
you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it
why is every author a #1 bestselling author
why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste
why do my parents hate me
Just because you’re used to it, doesn’t mean it’s okay
security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
why is this so fucking funny
it’s a joke
wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response
i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved