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thestarlotus

oh hello pittlings and why are you in the emergency department even !

dogpuppy

This woman’s face haunts me every time I notice myself do a white girl thing

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

sugarcarnation

siri pause making its glorious return

dogpuppy

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

dogpuppy

My best post.

dogpuppy

You all think all I do is steal posts. Well I handmade this one and many others like it but worse.

timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime

top ten favourite things jack says to dennis

keep rubbing your brain away for me, dog

such brainless little thing, aren’t you

see how your brain is leaking all over my hand, mmh ? good boy

this is what you were meant for, pup. just a little toy for daddy.

squirt all over your degree for me. it’s useless now anyway, huh puppy ?

such a better fuckhole than a doctor, aren’t you honey ?

shh, i know it hurts but daddy needs it. your only job is to please me anyway, so take it, dog

you never need to make decisions again puppy. daddy does all the thinking now

let uncle robby use you too. i know taking both our cocks is a lot but you can do it sweetheart, c’mon, biiiiig stretch

you think i’d keep such a dumb little dog if you weren’t useful ? spread em wide, boy

timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime

‘such a better fuckhole than a doctor, aren’t you honey ?’ did i steal this line from u @puppiegracie

cuntessa-lestat

Daniel gagged him bad😭

cuntessa-lestat

happy pride

puppiegracie

yeah I just think dennis rutting pitifully against robby's shin while he sucks him off. dumb and drooly with glazed over eyes, robby's pulsing dick shoved down his throat, whining out as robby presses his shin up a little harder between his legs.

robby thumbing at his stream of tears while he rocks his hips into that tight throat, cooing at the pathetic display. aww, is that my messy little puppy? yeah? so desperate to rub your little puppyparts on anything, huh? ohh, I know. just wanna fuck yourself stupid whenever you can, huh? you poor thing. no wonder you need an owner to take good care of you. useless for everything but being a wet little hole for my dick. fuckin slut for it.