Today's Document
tannertan36
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ellievsbear
roma★
Kiana Khansmith
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Product Placement
Sade Olutola
sheepfilms
PR's Tumblrdome
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
Love Begins
Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
🪼
ojovivo
Peter Solarz
@theartofmadeline
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Jamaica
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
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@funny-glados
The signs as sines
Aries: sin(θ)
Taurus: sin(360°)
Gemini: sin(270°)
Cancer: sin(π/2)
Leo: sin(π/4)
Virgo: sin(40°)
Libra: sin(3π/4)
Scorpio: sin(π/6)
Sagittarius: sin(80°)
Capricorn: sin(10π)
Aquarius: sin(420°)
Pisces: sin(2π/3)
i hope every nazi is brutally murdered
I hope that no one wishes harm or degrade some body based off there beliefs or appearance or race even if they have caused harm upon others
i hope someone punches you in the face
I want one!
Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again!
@peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount
“is anyone there” bitch this some fnaf shit man i ain’t goin near that
CONSIDER ME OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT
I love it!!!
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury
Oh my gods
THIS IS SO PRECIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
PROTECT THEM
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A GOOD SPIDER ORB!
I want a baby robot ball!
A GOOD ORB :D
It apologized for being kicked! Oh gosh let me rescue this ball!
PROTECT THE ORB
@funny-glados
writing + tea
the perfect combination
hishap:
So I reblogged a post suggesting (among other things) that we never call the Orange Toupee “president” or by his last name, just to piss him off
How about we give him the Bunsenburner Curdlesnoot treatment and just mangle his name more and more until you reach that point where you can just smash your keyboard and everyone still knows who you’re talking about as long as the initials stay the same?
Dolan Toupee Daniel Truck Dickhead Trunk
Dingdong Trumpet
Dingle Thump
Doggle Trashbag Dank Torgburg Dhrgblrgl Thrshgarbl
Dranglen Trulck Danerlk Trenp Derjkd Truckjap Dong Thumb Ddjskflads Trjdsklfjsdl
I’m down for doing this to Dilbert Trope.
Debussy Torque
There’s a Jacksfilms video full of these actually
thought i’d share a ref
SCREEN CAP REDRAW FOR WARMUP
“You fight like a girl.”
I’m sorry
I didn’t
realise
that
was
a
bad
thing
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
yeah
so sorry
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
This list
was looking
a little
white
so here you go
watch tha
bodies hit
tha floor
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
i thought
i’d add
just a few
more
awesome
ladies
I am aware of Jupiter's existence, yes
Wheatley: I think I did good!
GLaDOS: you fucked up a perfectly good facility that's what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.
I'm also proud oF YOU HOMESLICE 10/10 GOOD JOB AT BEING YOU
Thanks! The science is coming along well.
now stay there
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
#he has been contained. but at what cost - tag by courtesycalling
I approve.
don’t complain ABOUT ur homework
complain ON your homework
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(★★★)(so u kno it's me)(da bean) Juli comes home from the Okily Dokily concert, which featured of course a few other small artists as well decides to text Darrien oblivious to the fact it's currently midnight. She starts typing [txt] Hello i am gay she stops, this is not the intended message, she tries again [txt] SO I just survived a moshpit (sends). [txt] At first I was a little nervous but then I remembered I used to run in a wall for fun. lol
(I’m going w this being the au where they go to high school with Jared and Valentina and he/Jared are dating)
Darrien, sitting on his bed procrastinating his homework after having already procrastinated for an hour and a half by watching T.V., grabs the phone when it buzzes. His eyes widen when he reads the text from his friend Juli.
[txt] HOly shit wa twas it like?//?/
[txt] It wans’t that bad. like i’m short and so was Ian’s little sister but of course Ian and Garett are giants so they could see the first act so after that we decided we were going to stand where the mosh pit would form and started joking about how we were gonna die but we were gonna be able to see. turns out it’s just people running into each other.
[txt] Glad ur not dead, im tired hbu
[txt] Oh w8 u go 2 sleep at like 5am
He lies there, eyelids drooping, holding his phone in the dim light. A half-eaten bag of chips is at his side.
[txt] the secret is that i’m always tired. anyway on school nights i can’t stay up until 5 because that’s when i wake up. well usually 4:30 but tat’s so i can procrastinate my existence more
please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is wrong, you’re not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you can’t talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.
anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor
