i-got-bored-so-i made this blog

Roger R. California. Hockey (Go Hawks). Video Games. Fuck Trump. I'm into that kind of kinky shit like feminism and basic human rights

[i-got-bored-so-i]

I’m deleting all my social media... if you need me, which no one does, you know how to find me

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[puyopuyo]

this screenshot of h*rry p*tter 2 for the ps2 is so terrifying and funny

[puyopuyo]

[i-got-bored-so-i]

Just a quick reminder:

I want to die 🤙

[cerastes]

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[s-unberry]

“Well, you’ll break his heart and he’ll break yours. But you won’t forget each other, even if one day you walk past him and neither of you acknowledges it. That’s the thing about first loves, you never forget them, they are the only person who gets your whole untouched heart. They get all the love you’ve saved up for this moment and they get to keep it forever. You may never speak again but you can guarantee that you can still picture his eyes looking into yours as he said those three words, the way he kissed you afterwards and couldn’t stop repeating those words over and over until you were both too tired to speak. However you’ll also always remember the last time he said those three words, and told you that he was going to come back for you, the way he made you believe that a happy ending did exist for both of you. Those memories will come back to you in waves, all the firsts and all the lasts, the good and the bad, but what’s important is the fact that your first love is just that, the first but not the last.”

— from me to you (via gemmarambles)

[absolutetravist]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[breadwinnnerz]

[blvck-mermaid]

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

[thesavingera]

i reblog this everytime

[bbycas-deactivated20190121]

pls tell me im not the only one

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

[with-practice]

[maswartz]

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

[super-saiyan-rose]

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

[w0wls]

Careful or we will get impeached too

[wallnoises]

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week :(

[vigilantsycamore]

Pfft, I’ve been impeached twice today already and I’ve only been awake for an hour

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am beginning impeachment proceedings against my cat Jess, who knocked a cereal bowl off the counter yesterday morning

[storybookplotholes]

I mean.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Actual perfect use of this gif :D

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….