silly lil guy (real)

mcyt /dream smp blog 😼 they/them

[taxkha]

Afterwards Apollo had to ensure that he doesnt only want to marry him for tax benefits but also because he loves him and stuff.

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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 <- this post

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Part 1 Part 2 <- this post Part 3

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Part 1 <- this post Part 2 Part 3

[painless-innit-colourful]

L'Manberg was really just a bunch of outcasts. A son that could never live up to his father's reputation, a kid with no home, the boy found on the side of the road, the son of a man and a fish, a baker from nowhere in particular and Jack Manifold. In another life, that's a great sitcom.

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my favorite part of the dsmp is the part where awesamdude plays 3 different characters all named sam

[lilyvines]

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

[piedpip3rrr]

Announcement of the 67th annual Minecraft Championship

[outofthewood]

dnf + live slug reaction

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“boo hoo cracker” is still the funniest thing dream has ever said

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next to “its gender time”

[go-learn-esperanto]

Also next to this “fair enough you know religion is a very personal experience. what do you think of dnf?”

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“according to god statistics only about 50% of you are going to heaven”

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dream’s humor is very hit or miss for me but when it hits it HITS

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how could u forget him shouting and asking for people to listen to him in a call before saying “i have obamas phone number. I AM IN A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH OBAMA”

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this was immediately after telling everyone on reddit his sexuality is ambiguous even to himself

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(spoiler alert: he didn’t)

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i promise im done now have this video as a bonus bc it makes me cackle

agreed, cancel the entire radio station

[fearwastaken]

dream saying that he’d show fanart to the visa officer to prove dnf is real like. king, your sexts are right there

[fearwastaken]

just show the visa officer a space croissant video

[fearwastaken]

no because you’re so right. this is the most damning thing they’ve ever done

[gnf-dead]

george explaining to dream why he can’t edit his own videos

[dorksnotfound]

and if you like cut that into three letters, it would be like D N F or something like that. 

[faehrys]

it still feels unreal

[toktopus-art]

here are also some warm-ups ✨

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[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

this is what tommy's particle that ive just discovered looks like. kind of. this is a theory. but anyway it just acts chaotically and the force of its wavelength may seem annoying at first s- *gets shot*