are gemini cowboys valid?
sure! snakes are a big part of cowboy culture :)
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are gemini cowboys valid?
sure! snakes are a big part of cowboy culture :)
I feel offended
The Signs on Christmas Morning
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
literally me
oof almost abandoned this blog for good
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me talking astrology to my friends like
The signs on Christmas morning
Aries: wakes up at 5 AM, jumps on parents and siblings to wake them up, and proceeds to have energy drinks throughout the day
Taurus: stays home all day and enjoys new presents
Gemini: opens presents, and tells everyone they know what they got for Christmas, enjoys gifts for 5 minutes at a time
Cancer: SIPS HOT CHOCOLATE WHILE OPENING GIFTS, and it's a Christmas miracle that the presents aren't spilled on!
Leo: vLoGmAs need I say more
Virgo: will rage if they didn’t get the ONE THING they wanted but overall totally okay
Libra: tries too hard convincing smol kids in their family that Santa exists
Scorpio: *screams at everyone Bc it's LITERALLY. 5. AM.*
Sagittarius: YAYYAYAYAYY CHRISTMAS!!!1!!1!11!!! okay but fr sag is probably hungover from Christmas Eve (if legal age…?) so they’re probably not physically thrilled but mentally? Heck yeah
Capricorn: *groans* *realizes its Christmas* *groans some more, but actually leaves bed to open presents, then goes back to bed*
Aquarius: watches A Christmas Story while opening gifts
Pisces: eats all the sweets, no regrets, plays Christmas movies in the background
The signs…
Me: Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius, Pisces
Just end the damn sentence: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
Semicolons: GEMINI, Leo, Libra, Aquarius
Colleg
The signs in college (also the reason for my disappearance)
Aries: eats vegan first week of college, then it’s 300% carbs after that
Taurus: sweatpants and Starbucks
Gemini: wHO NEEDS STUDYING when you can socialize 24/7
Cancer: has terrible roommates
Leo: SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY jk they make a PayPal claiming how bankrupt they are and actually have money in college
Virgo: *cries if they get an A-*
Libra: actually succeeds in college without being ~*too*~ sleep deprived
Scorpio: BOOZE. Need I say more?
Sagittarius: parties instead of doing hw
Capricorn: 1-800-suicide hotline (in all seriousness call em if you depressed)
Aquarius: *uses meal swipes religiously*
Pisces: copes with stress by crying and binge watching Netflix
Yooooo I know this isn't my usual textpost stuff, but I made a thing today It's a really neat thing It's my birth chart I got it from astro.com a long time ago (favorite site for birth charts 😍), and found the zodiac sign logos online, and created this masterpiece (is it good though?) Pls give me some feedback I feel like it may be too transparent but I don't care about the nitty gritty details of the chart
The signs on their birthday 🎉🎁
Aries: hangs out with ppl all day Taurus: the one birthday person who opens up all the cards and presents instantly Gemini: HEY Y'ALL GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS???? Cancer: *gets cake…* Leo: *parties all night* Virgo: I MUST LOOK MY BEST TODAY. Libra: the one birthday person who gives everyone cupcakes at school Scorpio: *constantly groans about feeling older until everyone leaves* Sagittarius: *gets cake… and ice cream* 🍰🍦 Capricorn: …another year older. #depression Aquarius: special b-day drinks 🥂 Pisces: *cries at all who wish them happy birthday*
These signs would totally do this: GEMINI, Scorpio, cancer, libra, Leo
END THIS MONSTROSITY
The signs as Windows XP things
Aries: 3D pinball Taurus: Microsoft office programs Gemini: word art Cancer: the cloudy skies and field background Leo: comic sans Virgo: "error" pop-up Libra: "windows is shutting down" song Scorpio: spider solitaire Sagittarius: gradients Capricorn: the clip from Microsoft office Aquarius: chess Pisces: windows xp logo
What the signs are doing late at night (not sleeping, bc that's boring for this post)
Aries: Netflix Taurus: Instagram Gemini: Thinking about random stuff Cancer: Crying over day Leo: Singing somewhat quietly Virgo: Snapchatting others Libra: Lying wide awake Scorpio: Getting mad at idiots on the internet Sagittarius: Reading random stuff Capricorn: Overthinking and feeling sad Aquarius: Photoshopping randomness Pisces: Daydreaming
The signs on MLK day
"YAY FREEDOM YAY EQUALITY YAY LESS RACISM": Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
"…pointless.": none bc all the signs are good people or else
New Years' Resolution for 2017:
Remember to add in ALL the signs before posting 😅😅 Isn't the retrograde almost over though?
The signs on New Years Eve
*goes to bed at 9 PM*: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus
PAARTTYY UNTIL 5 AM BOII: Aries, Aquarius, Leo, Scorpio
*passes out at 12: 01 AM: Virgo, Capricorn, LIBRA oops I'm a fool
All of the above, somehow: GEMINI, Sagittarius GOSH HOW IS THIS POST GETTING SO MANY NOTES DESPITE LEAVING OUT TWO SIGNS