ceci n'est pas une pipe

A collection of Jennie's shitty humor and then some

[katestewartt]

Maggie Q for Rose & Ivy Magazine

[lisaminnci]

Castle in the Sky (1986) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[cagefreeromanroy]

Rep.Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addresses confrontation with Rep.Ted Yoho

[theconcealedweapon]

[everythingfox]

wimdy

[anarchy-kisses]

I’m just gonna uh...drop this picture

[lizclimo]

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[ruinedchildhood]

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[smartassjen]

This is kinda perfect.

[glowingangel]

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

[realityrainfall]

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”

[riotlion]

Those kids were perfect

[rae-redacted]

Whenever I see this video I’m always struck that the kids are so quick to say what their friends are GOOD AT or what their friends enjoy. They’re so quick to build each other up!

[kiwimidnight]

[ottermatopoeia]

This was………………. the drag of the century

[ottermatopoeia]

Same energy

[maximum-alien]

Okay so in case y'all don’t know, this is from Pose. A series about the black trans community and ball culture in new York during the 80’s. Its got vogueing, lgbt+ culture, history, drama, romance, comedy, tragedy. Its wonderful and historically accurate and all the trans people are played by real trans actors.

[geekandmisandry]

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.

He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?

Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!

Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

that painting of dante and virgil where they look like they’ve accidentally walked into a gay bath house

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

“YOU SAID THIS WAS A GYM”

[skyeventide]

Everytime I look at the devil in the background I fucking laugh.

[rvbinbvckley]

the 80s vibes this outfit has I’m in loVE

[shitpostbot5k]

[ghosts-who-deduct]

Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.