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[funnymarvel]

hey ik ive been inactive here but that's cus i lost my joy for marvel and got into star wars

so if any of yall like star wars and my posts feel free to follow my brand new acc @funny-starwars

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teacher: wheres your homework

me: wheres black widows movie

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scrolling back to this with black widow (movie) and its trailers

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*steve in the kitchen at 9 am making breakfast*

bucky: *quietly coming in the kitchen, yawning, just woken up. wrapping his arms around steves waist from behind. leaning his head on steves shoulder* "you're warm"

steve: *lightly jumping. having not heard bucky come in* "mhm morning" *steve leans his head back peeking at bucky* "and you're naked"

*bucky just grunts in acknowledgment, burying his face against the back of steves neck*

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i know there's a whole sequence and all in which you've got to say those ten words to turn buckys winter soldier switch on, but like imagine how funny it would be if saying just one of those words made him go absolutely FERAL

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peter, completely unaware, singing while making cookies: YOU'RE THE DANCING QUEEN

peter: YOUNG AND SWEET

peter: ONLY SEVENTEE-

[glass shatters 2 rooms away]

tony: *SCREAMING*

bucky: *ANGRY RUSSIAN YELLING*

steve: SON OF A BITCH NOT AGAIN

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“Avengers: Fallen Heroes” IS THE AVENGERS 4 TITLE IM GONNA SCREAM

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*scrolls down* ah yes, memories

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even after being defeated and thrown around by the hulk, loki still found the energy to make fun of captain america

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Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. but then one day someone just "wait a second, he's in all advanced classes" and everyone realises that he's never done anything to make people think he's not super smart- he's just so nonchalant about his smarts that people didn't notice

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if nick fury had the avengers in his contacts

Motherfucker 1: 🇺🇲⭐

Motherfucker 2: ⚡🔨

Motherfucker 3: 🐦🏹

Motherfucker 4: 😡🧪

Motherfucker 5: 💵🔧

Tolerable: 🕷🔫

[i-am-angel-sexual]

Is Tolerable Black Widow or Spiderman?

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black widow

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tony stark wears sunglasses all the time because he's actually got terrible eyesight but he didn't want to look like a nerd so he got prescription sunglasses instead of regular glasses

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if nick fury had the avengers in his contacts

Motherfucker 1: 🇺🇲⭐

Motherfucker 2: ⚡🔨

Motherfucker 3: 🐦🏹

Motherfucker 4: 😡🧪

Motherfucker 5: 💵🔧

Tolerable: 🕷🔫

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A concept where Peter constantly brings these internet challenges into the Avengers tower

Peter: the floor is lava if you’re on the floor you’re dead go!

*everyone scrambled to get on something, Clint sacrifices Nat and pushes her off the couch, meanwhile Bucky’s just laying on the floor*

Bucky: TAKE ME

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When T’challa and Shuri join, T’challa doesn’t play the first round. Peter and Shuri team up to make lava that will burn someone. T’challa never scoffs at a game again. Bucky tries to jump onto the new lava, but Steve catches him and clings onto both Bucky and the ceiling.

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*boing*

Steve: NOT AGAIN, BUCK

[just-doing-this-for-fun]

Alright, my brain just did a thing and i wanna make everyone else read it too:

Some baddie attacks the tower. Shit happens. Just as we think that they’re doomed, Shuri and Peter make eye contact before running into the lab. They deploy the lava everywhere and scream loudly ‘the floor is lava!’

Everyone except Bucky hears them, and so Bucky keeps fighting the baddies. Most are defeated instantly w/the aid of lava, but now Bucky’s stranded in a sea of lava. And just as he’s about to jump into it, Steve swings by on a cable and grabs bucky to set him down on the ledge the rest of the team has gathered on.

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Steve doesn’t want Bucky to die

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

Bonus points: Steve kisses Bucky when they’re both on safely on the ledge.

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OH MY GOD I LOVE

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A concept where Peter constantly brings these internet challenges into the Avengers tower

Peter: the floor is lava if you’re on the floor you’re dead go!

*everyone scrambled to get on something, Clint sacrifices Nat and pushes her off the couch, meanwhile Bucky’s just laying on the floor*

Bucky: TAKE ME

[istansebastianstann]

as if clint could push nat off the couch

have you seen her reflexes?

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Nat: *kicks Clint away*

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Clint is 100% the kind of person to keep moving and ignore it if he gets shot, but lord have mercy if he hits his foot on the leg of the table, he's on the floor wailing about how

this is it, the end! I never thought I'd go out like this-...tell Lucky...I love him...

Nat in the background: (Clint get off the floor! You do this every time)

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T'Challa's the type that would be at a political conference or something and he'd be all formal, polite and professional but when someone walks up to him and shows him a picture of their cat like "I named him T'Challa :)" and he'd just... very slowly start crying

Some diplomat: I named my kitty after you because I know you like kitties. Here's a pic of her."

T'Challa, who has slowly started to openly weep as the person was talking: Wow... th-that's great... th-thank y-you, I...I l-love her, t-that's very n-nice

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Bucky, speedwalking and protectively holding Shiny New Arm #47: princess, really, thank you, this version looks fine- Shuri, at a dead sprint: THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T BE IMPROVED NOW GET BACK HERE