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im Laz (Laszlo) - he/him - 22 i make art occasionally @ihearteatingplastic i'll probably blog mostly about cats/animals, wizard shit, fandoms im in (jojos. its mostly jojos.), and things i think are funny.

[twinkwizard69]

My grandmother told me to study law instead of becoming a wizard

id much rather be the cause for legal troubles then solve them

[pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine

[cerbercry]

you forgot the best one

[jojosicons]

vol. 19 ⭑ chapter 179

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[artemissoftstepper]

make your subtitles accurate to what’s being said or i will kill you!!!!

[sycamorality]

really cool example i have of someone making youtube subtitles that both include how something (in this case, a username) is spelled, and how the narrator pronounces it. i think more people should do this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

[nikitagrebenkinglazer]

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[dungeonlust]

Art by • Tony Tortoise Leg

[pearl-in-vinegar]

i am going to kiss him on the mouth

[dontmesswithness]

In a world where politics makes me feel bad a lot of the time, Count Binface makes me feel good - between the silliness with he presents himself with and the amazing costume, there's a person who seems like they actually care about making his country a better place for people other than the millionaires and the billionaires.

Oh yeah, and fuck Nigel Farage, if that wasn't clear lmao.

[draconym]

I'm really grateful to the trans people who openly refer to their pre-transition self as a different gender because it's helped me recognize the many different genders I've embodied throughout my life. I've been a little boy. I've been a weird kid. I've been a teenage girl. I've been a transmasc. These days I feel most accurately described as Butch.

Maybe someday I will find a new gender. If I do, it won't be too scary because I'm allowed to carry all my former identities with me, I don't have to throw them away. I can go through them like an old photo album and remember what it was like to be them, and thank them for carrying me to where I am now.

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

i saw someone post this with a caption like "average au sans fangame" and i'm losing my shit because it really is

[splatwav]

human... i remember you're genocides.

[dungeonlust]

Art by • Adam Yates

[dogpuppy]

[jojosicons]

vol. 19 ⭑ chapter 179-180

[dogpuppy]

#reels