TwinkWizard

Be Gay, Do Magic

[gavamont]

[twinkwizard69]

When I was young nobody even had these newfangled orbs! We all just stared at the wall and hallucinated top ten wizard fails (gone sexual) like god intended .

[twinkwizard69]

Hot single wizaeds

Two wizards kissing

Wizards with big bicep

Can wizard date each other?

[twinkwizard69]

it’s not the size of the staff but how much mana they can use

[twinkwizard69]

i am normal and can be trusted with healing potions

[gavamont]

The wizard cafe said my punchcard is from an alternate reality, so they won’t honor the punches on the card. Total bullshit.

[twinkwizard69]

Damn that doesn’t work anymore???? that sucks ass

[twinkwizard69]

i was at a wizard battle until my opponent misspoke-

but now, instead of being in misery im in fucking missouri

[thaparasite]

I need to sell more potions to buy more cursed expensive trinkets

[twinkwizard69]

PSA: if you have an ancient amulet , please feed it regularly !!

i keep stealing ones which depreciated in value due to neglect :(

[twinkwizard69]

I tried to break up with my boyfriend via letter, but just as the pigeon left my window some idiot shot it down.

wtf do i do???

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

having some fun on my internet phone

[twinkwizard69]

Just witnessed a magic bank robbery- the guy didn’t even have a staff - just some scroll he probably bought at a wizard flea market.

Man, I don’t even want to know what fucked up spell was on that thing.

[pikarai468]

apprentice just lost my airship. how in the FUCK do you LOSE

a FUCKING AIRSHIP

[twinkwizard69]

Dragon ate it

[twinkwizard69]

I am confident that the magic recession will end any day now! :D

[twinkwizard69]

Life update: Due to my crippling gambling addiction i have decided to abandon my hommunculi !

(they shall learn to fend for themselves)

[twinkwizard69]

Are any of you in a wlw (wizards loving wizard) or mlm (mage loving mage) relationship?

is it different from relationships with non-magic folk?

[gavamont]

Ya girl been riding on my wizard staff.

Which is to say she stole many of my magical artifacts. What the fuck is her problem?

[twinkwizard69]

Addiction can lead people to the worst places (your tower)

[twinkwizard69]

Rats are not special, anyone can spread plague!

heck- I do it way better and its not even close >:(