TwinkWizard

wizard problems require wizard solutions

[twinkwizard69]

Sometimes my wizard friends casually bring up their dark lore like: „Back when i was lost in the catacombs…“

YOU WERE LOST IN THE CATACOMBS?!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Learn to let go...

of the cursed amulet

preferably before you destroy the world

just a thought

[grizzwaldtheponderer]

the bones are looking at me

[twinkwizard69]

no they aren’t

but if they were it certainly wouldn’t be due to my invisibility spell wearing off while burgling your tower- I would never do something illegal

[skypuppy-moth]

I'm a level one wizard. I ran out of spell slots trying my shoes

[twinkwizard69]

careful! you might die of 1d4 psychic damage if you get too frustrated!

[silly-comet]

Going back in time to bring air friers to the 1970s to see what kinds of crazy stuff they get up to with that

[twinkwizard69]

redirecting this conversation

[twinkwizard69]

Hydration? - Don’t make me laugh- there is enough water in mana potions and bread to survive!

[halo-z]

live blogging the angry mob from the nearby village storming into my creepy castle and killing me with torches

[twinkwizard69]

that wasn’t staged btw

( I was one of the torches )

[idosharpiestuff]

People: "Your apprentice can't be that bad, I'm sure they can at least cast a simple combustion spell."

The apprentice in question:

[twinkwizard69]

IDK WHAT HE DID BUT HE IS INNOCENT!!!

[twinkwizard69]

up pondering my orb

but what i really want is to ponder your orbs :(

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

casting difficult spells rn nobody like comment and subscribe nobody even breathe

[twinkwizard69]

How about that weather, huh?

[twinkwizard69]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with Armor

[twinkwizard69]

Dont talk to me or my homunculus or my homunculuse’s homunculus ever again!

WERE DONE!

[gavamont]

Knock knock

[twinkwizard69]

I’m not opening the door unless you have a warrant!

[mold-wizard]

Yeah, I might take the ominous warnings that the mysterious oracle in the spectral ruin keeps sending me more seriously if the dude knew how to spell "apocalyptic".

Hell, just settling on one consistent wrong spelling would be an improvement.

[twinkwizard69]

Don’t worry about that- maybe the oracle just had a bad day

I think what is more important is that the message also says that if you forward them to four other wizards you’ll be fine- so you should totally do that!

[mold-wizard]

Okay, lesson learned: dryads do not like barbeque-flavored potato chips.

[gavamont]

The wizard rangers said that a breed of land wyrm I used to hunt for fake dragon hide is becoming a protected species. Gonna have to find a new way to scam foolish adventurers.

[twinkwizard69]

i think fake cockatrice beaks are gonna be the next big thing

[twinkwizard69]

you guys are really sleeping on the “three weeks of diarrhea” spell- nobody can survive that