MyNameIsChelsey

It's Chelsey, duh. Goofy nerd, natural hair, black excellence. My black is beautiful!

[funsizedmitchell]

She strikes AGAIN!!! 😂

[funsizedmitchell]

1. Conversation 2. Planning 3. Meeting (in public) Is that so hard?

[destinyrush]

your daily dose of Marshawn “the National Treasure” Lynch

[yattiblu-deactivated20220708]

Lmao I love him

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

[cluegrrl]

Yeah.

[thegiftedoneishere]

It’s bigger than football...he’s bigger than football.

[lovesxars-blog]

✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

[melinda-january]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[lavitabella87]

I’m reblogging this every time I see it. 

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[funsizedmitchell]

Blessings by way of the Tumblr gods

[hidingoutbackstage]

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?

[saltyolivegreen-deactivated2021]

No, please share

[hidingoutbackstage]

Okay, so when Jewish boys/girls turn thirteen, they have a ceremony called a bar/bat mitzvah. It’s a way to symbolize that we have become a young man/young woman, and it’s a big rite of passage for us.

At the time of my bat mitzvah, my uncle, who serves in the navy, had a job at the white house (one time he gave me and my family a tour, but that’s a story for another day). So, he worked at the white house, and it’s not like he was hanging out with the president all the time or anything spectacular, but he did know my uncle by his first name, so that was cool and important.

Anyways, a little while after my bat mitzvah and my 13th birthday, I received this in the mail:

At first I was already like, “whaaa??” My parents didn’t seem to know what it was about either. So I opened it, and, lo and behold:

along with:

So…yeah. My uncle was able to get the former president of the united states to send me a letter congratulating me on my bat mitzvah when I turned 13. Hope you enjoyed my story!

[hidingoutbackstage]

This is officially the Lucky Obama Birthday post, reblog and you’ll get a special present on your next birthday

[sseureki]

[blackness-by-your-side]

[deadmugen]

bitch, the fuckin door

[lividlovers]

LMFAO

[phatpuma-deactivated20230508]

Replay. Over n over.

[bust-down-memeiana]

I’m fucking crying 💀😭😭😭

[funsizedmitchell]

[fcsdtrmntn]

[xpineapplethiefx]

Chill out.

[funsizedmitchell]

[thepowerofblackwomen]

I wasn’t ready at all 😂😂😂

[blackgirlsreverything]

😂😂😂

[ramenuzumaki]

I just read this on twitter…

[theweakenedstate]

This post needs to be shared, on newspapers, and in all the blogs.

[ayungbiochemist]

A compilation of my favorite vines by black folks

[mindoftheunkind]

I’m so happy this exists.

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

how large is his dick that it sounds like that b 😂

[blackhaiirstyles]

legit laughed from start to finish!!! 

[sonderseason]

“Where yo teeth at"😂😂😂

[thefourtwentytimes]

Every time I see this post I have to reblog it because it is more than hilarious. This type of natural comedy needs his own show why did they have to let Vine die

[ayoaprell]

I swear I love my people. This gold lol

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Omg the umbrella one 😂😂😭😭😭

[onlyblackgirl]

So many of these kids are now dead for trying they mama. 😂💀😂

[rawrastarainbows]

When her mother walked in all the joy left!

[localstarboy]

Dawg this voice over is hilarious 😂😂

[youngtwerkgawd]

😂😂😂

[land-dolphin]

“I am pescatarian I have no choice”

[ihoema-deactivated20171231]

“You are talking about currents but you are currently just talking” I’m pressing charges against the whole of Nigeria

[thequeenadwoa]

@mbflyer I REFUSE to can 😂😂😂 this shit *plays again*

[gael-garcia]

Remake of the white remake of Living Single ‘Friends’ in the music video for Jay-Z’s ‘Moonlight’ directed by Alan Yang

Issa Rae…    Rachel

Tessa Thompson…    Monica

Tiffany Hadish…    Phoebe

Lel Rel Howery…    Joey

Lakeith Stanfield…    Chandler

Jerrod Carmichael…    Ross

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

[jc-drawings-deactivated20210727]

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[funsizedmitchell]

This should be a job that they need to be paid for 😲