One step for mankind, one giant leap for CJ.

I'm not perfect. I'm perfectly not perfect. I am most definitely the most perfectly un-perfect person of pure perfection.

[artpalette]

Resident Evil 2 (Deluxe Edition) - Leon DLC Costumes

Featuring the “zombie-slaying dads of the law” costume pack: “Long Way Down” costume and “Officer Friendly” costume. 😂

[masked-mayhem]

depression: who would ever love you?

me: 

[chibird]

Most of the time, you did your best! It can be really easy to overthink things and wonder how they could’ve been different though.

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[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[0v9]

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

[closedforgoodbyelol]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[conquerorwurm]

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

[combeferret]

#stop calling me out

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

[alittleflare]

The only information that matters

[funsizednotshort]

I'm going to conquer all the cats and die from my allergies

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[funsizednotshort]

Marry me

[alexander]

[funsizednotshort]

Yes

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*

[stadriemblems]

Hello! We’ve been making patches for over 40 years but we are new here on Tumblr! We decided to hold a contest to introduce ourselves here 👋

Have you been wanting to create your own custom patches from your original art? Stadri Emblems is giving away $50 towards a new order with us to a lucky winner on Tumblr! Get started making your own custom patches with a huge discount :)  You can take a look at our informative post about creating your first patch for a better idea of the patch ordering process and all of the different options you have for custom patches. We have free artwork set-up, so if you have completed art or just a sketch, we can help you make the best patch possible. We also have cool options like glow-in-the-dark and metallic threads! Check out our site here. We are also running an Instagram contest, so follow us there for another chance to win! We will be starting our instagram contest once we reach 200 followers!         TO ENTER: 1. Make sure you are following this blog. 2. Reblog this post. That’s it! We will choose a winner at random on Monday October 16th! 🌟 We will ship worldwide, and you must be at least 18 years old to enter!  If you have any questions, send us an ask! Good luck!

[meanplastic]

[foodffs]

Linguine

PARMESAN & GARLIC LINGUINE

CREAMY PESTO SHRIMP PASTA

SMOKED OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCKLES LINGUINE

SPICY CHORIZO TOMATO LINGUINE

Italian Seafood Linguine

garlic butter white wine shrimp linguine

creamy prawn (shrimp) and mushroom linguine

TOFU & ARTICHOKE SCAMPI

TOMATO LINGUINE WITH BASIL & BURRATA

One Pan Creamy Parmesan Linguine with Shrimp

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[skajador]

thought: complex and meaningful thoughts about how much character means to me what comes out: HIM……… SON…. MY SON…. 

[foodffs]

Cheesy Garlic Butter Mushroom Stuffed Chicken

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[teaganwhite]

Small bat friend painting for my show with Nicolas Delort, opening at 7pm tonight at Gallery Nucleus in LA 🌙 It’s a 10"x10" gouache & watercolor painting on paper, titled “Shadow Veil Copse”. Prints of this one will be available in person tonight, and online via Nucleus soon after the opening. #baturday