When I was a little kid, my mom always used to tell me these wonderfully twisted things. They would almost always begin with “I didn’t want to tell you until you were older, but...”. there were tons throughout my childhood but I mainly remember when I had my first bad sunburn and my skin was peeling and sure enough “I didn’t want to tell you until you were older, but you’re a leper. pretty soon your arms and legs will fall off and you’ll have to go live in a colony.” eventually I caught on that if it started with “i didn’t want to tell you til you were older” she was just messing with me. It was just kind of a family joke and I’ll probably do it to my kids some day too.
I wrote this comic because it seemed like something i’d tell my kids. “don’t say you’re bored or Fun time Dracula will come suck out all your blood.”
-Also, the name / concept of funtime dracula came from the Iggy Pop song “fun time”