get your gimmick stolen idiot

I stole achivementunlocked’s gimmick once and it kinda spiraled from there

[gimmick-thief]

I steal gimmicks >:)

Please send any fundraisers to @daily-reminder-to-click instead of here, that blog will have a higher chance of reaching the correct audience than this one.

Stolen gimmicks have the tag “imagine getting your gimmick stolen”

Anything else has “not a stolen gimmick”

Posts with a tag list have the tag “tag list” mostly just for me.

If you are a gimmick account, you will never be safe from me

Main account is @unluckyshinyhunter so if you’re a gimmick and you see me following you that means you’ve been added to The List.

RP blog is @horrorborosofficial

Other gimmick is @daily-reminder-to-click

My pfp is from an au of a hat in time made by @prince-snatcher

If i ever reblog someone problematic please tell me

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, terfs, all the other types of queerphobes, racists, zionists, nazis, zoophiles, maps (aka pedos, they’re the same), incest fetishizers, and rape/abuse fetishizers

dni list to be updated as i remember the other types of shitty people that i wouldn’t touch with a 30 yard pole

[gimmick-thief]

Hey you haven't been active since last year, are you okay?

i took a break after the last post i did mostly due to lack of motivation and honestly just kinda moved on

consider this the official announcement that

1. yes i am alive and ok don’t worry

2. don’t really expect much from this blog from here on out

who knows, I might make like a “grand return” in like a year but don’t bank on it

[gimmick-thief]

There was a gimmick called “your fave hates Christopher Columbus” but it got deactivated so i might as well just

EVERYONE hates Christopher Columbus.

[ultramaga]

No, Leftists are not everyone. Communists hate America, because it defeated them, and Leftists imagine if they destroy America, they will be rewarded.

The truth is, the Chinese would harvest your organs, or work you to death in camps.

Leftism is doomed, and all Leftists have left to do is bitch until their deaths.

[madame-helen]

He was only looking for a route to the Indies. Without Colombus none of the North or South Americans countries would exists, the Americas would have been stuck in the Stone Age (they didn't even invented the wheel!) and human sacrifice and cannibalism would still be allowed.

You hate the wrong enemy. It was the puritans of the Mayflower that were the ruin of the native americans , not the catholics of Santa Maria.

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

He hunted the Native people for sport and had his dogs tear them apart.

He sold 9-10y/o girls into sex slavery.

He sold plenty of other age ranges and genders into regular slavery, as well.

He intentionally conned the Natives, making deals to get himself better things than he gave them.

The Pilgrims were assholes, sure, but last I checked, they didn't do all of that, and then get several cities named after them, a holiday celebrating them, credit for being the first European to land there, credit for being the first person to land there, and credit for being the person who discovered it.

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Bringing this back because I saw someone reblogged from me in my notifications.

All my homies hate columbus 🔥🔥🔥

[pig]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[hogoutorlogout]

hi sweetie do you want brushed too?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[plesiosaurys]

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[gimmick-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

what is the weirdest gimmick you have stolen?

when i steal from uwuifier i have to actually read out the posts in an uwu voice to know what it sounds like

and i once forgot i was in public and did it and i think about that twice every 5 minutes

[gimmick-thief]

oh and obligatory

when i steaw fwom uwu-ifiew i have to akshawwy wead owt the powosts in an uwu voice to know what it sownds wike

and i wonce fowgot i was in pubwic and did it and i think abowt that twice evewy 5 minutes UwU

This post has been UwU-ified! it’s been a while huh

[gimmick-thief]

what is the weirdest gimmick you have stolen?

when i steal from uwuifier i have to actually read out the posts in an uwu voice to know what it sounds like

and i once forgot i was in public and did it and i think about that twice every 5 minutes

[gimmick-thief]

Stealing is immoral and illegal btw

ooh look at mr “i follow the law” over here

[morning-stars-avenue]

insert that "idk man I think it depends" reaction image here (for the immoral part)

[gimmick-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

cat

[gimmick-thief]

Stealing is immoral and illegal btw

ooh look at mr “i follow the law” over here

[youwouldntmakeablog]

[ID: The "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't theif a gimmick" with "not that that'll stop you" underneath in small lettering. /END ID]

[gimmick-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

Stealing is immoral and illegal btw

ooh look at mr “i follow the law” over here

[gimmick-thief]

Not a gimmick but like but how does one start a gimmick blog I feel like I have a really good idea

make blog

do gimmick

[im-old]

I’m a gimmick!

[gimmick-thief]

exhibit a:

[gimmick-thief]

Not a gimmick but like but how does one start a gimmick blog I feel like I have a really good idea

make blog

do gimmick

[tf2heritageposts]

alright new post to keep things cleaner

so my scholarship for college only applied yesterday while i fought for it all summer semester, meaning i have a past due balance on my bursar account and uh

the actual balance is 822 but the balanece hasn't updated yet

if we can't get this paid, we won't be able to live in the dorm anymore and won't recieve chap 35 payments which is how we get money for food

we have 6 days

c3shapp: $theteufortdozen

v3nmo: @theteufortdozen2

k2fi: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts

p9aypal: paypal.me/blucheavy3

0/822

please reblog

[tf2heritageposts]

5/822

[tf2heritageposts]

69/822

[tf2heritageposts]

77/822

[tf2heritageposts]

we only have 750 left to go and six days left by the way so please reblog

[tf2heritageposts]

720 left and 5 days

[tf2heritageposts]

if 36 people donated 20 bucks we’d be good, legitimately any amount helps

[chillykitty]

has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

I will probably regret this but…

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[states-system]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[the-canis-major]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[gimmick-thief]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[gimmick-thief]

im still not sure

how could we possibly know

[chillykitty]

has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

I will probably regret this but…

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[states-system]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[the-canis-major]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[gimmick-thief]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[gimmick-thief]

Hello, GOMMECK STEALER! I am a representative of GOMMECK CUBE Inc.

We here at GOMMECK CUBE regret to inform you that THIEVERY has been taken over by us. We hope YOU VALUED CUSTOMER understands. Not only that, but we make sure all our prices are LOW LOW LOW.

If you would like to TAKE FROM GC your gommeck back, please call the number @**-))$-^&^&. If not, we will BEGINNING TO BELIEVE that you have accepted this arrangement.

Sincerely,

Representative V

@off-brand-gommeck LLC

((ooc) I hate myself for making a text gimmick along with the capitalization and Spamton speech. It's so hard to do on mobile T-T)

yall charge for them? i just hoard em like a dragon

[anxietyoffical]

You know with the officalverse making it's way off Tumblr (ao3, unfortunately c.ai, and I think I heard people mention Pinterest?) it's got me wondering how long until we reach YouTube shorts/Tiktoc. Or long form YouTube accounts that read Tumblr stuff. Can't wait for the hour+ long video essay on the officalverse to drop lmao

3k likes and I'll make an hour+ long deepdive of the officalverse /srs

[officalverse-fanart-offical]

guys we need to get it to 3k likes

[the-queen-of-geese]

Seeing a video essay on us would be sick /piss

[satan-offical]

SUMMONED

[detector-of-things]

Detectors summoning detected

@gimmick-thief

[gimmick-thief]

im being summoned like a jojo stand alr