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glitter in the bathroom

[lesbx]

i hate mario and his gay little run

[sm64mario]

[homophobichannibal]

I bet he tastes terrible. Too much fruit, not enough meat.

[yanderephobe]

Eat my senpai?? HA! You fucking wish white whore. You’ll be dead before you even get a chance you little rodent. You insect. You are nothing. Me and senpai are everything.

[homophobichannibal]

While I find your reaction amusing miss Toga, I’m afraid I only eat the best of meats. Not...homosexuals. I frankly find them rude.

[yanderephobe]

Oh I see! So not only are you being mean to mario senpai but you’re also homophobic! Cringe. I would say sorry for killing you but I’m not. Fuck you bigot.

[homophobichannibal]

I-

Hm.

*does a straight little run that doesn’t piss you off because I’m not a fruit*

[yanderephobe]

That’s right! You better run! And if I see you here again being homophobic and rude to mario senpai I’ll strangle you!!

[sm64mario]

Thank you’a very much, Himiko Toga, for’a stopping that’a homophobic’a hannibal!

[yanderephobe]

Aw of course mario-kun!! I can’t stand homophobes at all. Especially when they say mean things to you, mario-kun 🔪❤️

[lesbx]

[tlirsgender]

Cis people with trans headcanons are.. suspicious

[tlirsgender]

If you’re cis & you immediately go “hehe he’s trans” when a male character is short or thin or whatever…….. I don’t trust like that

[tlirsgender]

If you’re cis & you immediately go “ooh she’s trans” when a female character is tall or muscular or whatever, I especially don’t trust like that

[tlirsgender]

Cissies can and should reblog this but y'all best not be clowns in the notes

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

hey op I’m trans so i hope you don’t mind if I add:

transmasculine/trans men need to check themselves about this too.

we have to ask ourselves: hey, why do i headcanon that female character as a trans woman, while i think this other female character is cis? is there a (possibly hurtful) pattern?

just because we’re trans too it doesn’t excuse us from transmisogyny

[tlirsgender]

You’re right and you should say it

[wishful-thinker]

As a trans woman, we have to keep an eye out for this as well! Making headcanons that a character is a trans man because they’re “small” or “thin” or “soft featured” is really suspect and not great!

[semperaeternumque]

As a nonbinary person, I would like to add that it’s somewhat suspect to headcanon only androgynous characters as nonbinary. Also, when making headcanons about nonbinary characters, please do not only think of AFAB nonbinary people!

[pinkomemesforpinkoteens]

[powermetalhag]

An anthem

[letsleepingfurbieslie]

Where has this song been all my life??? 

[dirtshrines]

fleegle

[dirtshrines]

[cabezadealteza]

they are in love

[dirtshrines]

They are in love!

[furby-feud]

tired as hell

[furby-feud]

why do u these things i’m scared

[furby-feud]

tired as hell

[gentlespike]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Someone: why do you carry that jellyfish around?

Me: excuse me? It's goochy

[furby-feud]

everybody go to @allyssas-posts and follow her! she’s cool.

[furby-feud]

no she stinky

[furby-feud]

everybody go to @allyssas-posts and follow her! she’s cool.

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

Holy shit I’ve only seen this post on it came from Tumblr videos.

[bitcheru]

ICONIC

[natelove]

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest screenshots

[chaos-connie]

Where has this been hiding

[void-of-erebos]

What If I don’t bite it but it still dies?

[gaysexywizard]

can someone for the love of god PLEASE explain the sudden furby culture on tumblr

[furbitchy]

theyre fat and we like them

[www-myhomepage-com]

[ladyfurbton]

Today is the first day of December. The furbys of Furbwood are all excited for Christmas and have decided to gather around the giant Christmas tree in the middle of town and sing Christmas carols.

[furby-feud]