Safe Furby Bois @furby-fwends - Tumblr Blog

c0smicdusk

Sir that is my emotional support Furby

scooplery

long furby hear my prayers: deliver me a fat bank account, a short butch gf, and a bowl of cocoa puffs

furbyfuzz

@smallestcitrus

All she can offer is Infinite Pennies…..

Use them Wisely…..

fattyfurby

Reblog this and the long furby will shower you in pennies if you keep scrolling then your bank will be dry and empty forever

orangepop712

hey! regarding furbies:

-they cannot function without batteries

-the only way they can hurt you is if you like have one on the floor and you trip over it or something

-they dont swear or talk about murder. they speak a launguage called furbish and if you cant understand it then you will most likely mishear things.

-they! are! not! evil! demons! from! hell!

-they dont have any function whatsoever that allows them to walk. the closest thing is if a 2012+ is dancing on a smooth surface they might scoot forward a little

-they arent possessed. if a furby is acting weird, try changing the batteties.

-keep in mind that the ones from ‘98-‘01 are almost 20+ years old. they will have defects! that may be another reason why a furby is acting strange

-destroying them is a terrible waste!

-some people need furbies to comfort them if the have disorders such as autism, AD(H)D, anxiety, depression, etc. If you see someone out with a furby, please dont make fun of them!

-if you find them creepy, perhaps try to spend more time around them! i noticed that once i saw the insides of one and saw how it worked, i was a lot less freaked out by them.

botblr members feel free to add more!

beansfurbies

This blog is NSFFH

Not Safe For Furby Haters

pixies--dust

Reblog if you would be ok if your son was a long furby

to-appear-sad

furby fandom where are you when i need you most reblog if ur a furby blog i’m crying right now

transstuffandmore

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

furbyretreat-blog

fubbygunk

Oh worm? It’s him! A long boy who wants to wiggle his way into your heart.

buttered-noodles

s...spagety............

S-Sspaghoot?

kaibots

Nöœdlés

pizako

Furby + Fijit = ???

I made a paper pattern and sewed this.(Not Furby’s skin)

fuwafuwafurby

I cannot comprehend

vanillafurby

can we have the pattern for the furby skin please?? i honestly love this

this is truly wild

S h e

more jokes with fhqwhgads

kaibots

I tried transcribing the video:

[Transcript:] Me [offscreen]: Hey Furby! Fhqwghads [the Furby]: Doo? Me: Tell me a joke. Fhqwghads: Knock Knock! Me: Who’s there? Fhqwghads: Juan! Me: Juan who? Fhqwghads: Juan to hear another knock knock joke? Me: Yes. [pause] Yes. Fhqwghads: Okay, good. Yay! [pause] Knock Knock! Me: Who’s there? Fhqwghads: Betty! Me: Betty who? Fhqwghads: Doo. Me: Betty who? Fhqwghads: Hmm? Me: You fucked up your own knock knock joke! Furby! Hey Furby! Fhqwghads: [speaking over me] What? Me: Oh, I’m sorry. I confused you. Fhqwghads: [speaking over me] Me dah happy! Me: Oh, at least you’re happy.