Gayboy(affectionate)

•alex/cecil•he/him•21•transsexual in progress•💉 28/07/24•little freak•

[pixies--dust]

weenor

[namibozsu]

pixiv tags are so beautiful sometimes

[thux-ei]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[pixies--dust]

Mum sent me something that she thought my partner would like :,)

[pixies--dust]

Holy fuck this cold is kicking my ass today

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[tartrazeen]

eTranfers are Canadian things?! Ohhhh, that explains why that Italian guy was confused :(

[amazoogle]

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

[pixies--dust]

Mild nausea and occasional cramps…

[grimmscythe]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[auroroboros1]

this is an unserious criticism that can be applied to any media. stop trying to pretend that limiting it to one piece of media makes it any stonger.

[dragongirlsweetie]

i do not negotiate with simpsons apologists

[wanlittlehusk]

my friend rob when the drop in dance yourself clean hit on his wedding night

[smokey-ilya]

these ads are gettin a little too targeted

[devildaddys-world-deactivated20]

Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 🔥

[roaldamundsen]