emily-louise

[thebootydiaries]

[munsass]

[becausebirds]

Bird lands on a page about itself.

[motorizedmycologist]

“das me”

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[seltzerbottles]

[odenthirst]

[lovenolo]

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[westernlariat]

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

[makemelaughblog]

[buttholewitchcraft]

[no-chill-at-all]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[demiiwhiffin]

[xiufflie]

[rry]