itchy & tender

your slutty witch daddy | | do no harm, take no shit | | for mature readers, duh

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Olivia Colman for Vanity Fair, Photographed by Jackie Nickerson, January 2019

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[unclefather]

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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Kyle Finn Dempsey

[blackfashion]

“Country boy I luuuh u”

Model/photographer @zacsmashyou

[thickcreeper]

it’s Tina the talking tummy

[boils]

Photograph by Ajan Kur Jain via Flickr.

[furiosacarbonara]

hello!! how was your weekend?

really fucking awesome!! thanks for asking. xo

[furiosacarbonara]

This weekend we celebrated @danny--vega’s birthday and did secret Santa in the nuts Xmas lights part of Brooklyn and presented lovingly handcrafted gifts and built a polyfam holiday e-card and cleaned the toilet so all in all, a great success big love weekend.

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ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

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[furiosacarbonara]

Me when I hang out with @sssshale basically always

[sssshale]

Topless Tuesday hang, @furiosacarbonara?

[furiosacarbonara]

[infomercial]

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

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[furiosacarbonara]

Me when I hang out with @sssshale basically always

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[furiosacarbonara]

Nope, @sssshale

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[paintdust]

☆ Kappa Ryokan ☆ Instagram | Twitter

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@furiosacarbonara

[furiosacarbonara]

my happy place

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Tumblr staff right now

[judelaw]

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis