I DON'T KNOW WHY I AGREED TO THIS @furiouskeystrokes - Tumblr Blog

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING OF PEACE YOU HAVE WHEN A KID FINALLY FUCKING GOES TO SLEEP?

COMBINE THAT WITH ‘MY ASSHOLE BEST FRIEND’S ASSHOLE HUSBAND’S ASSHOLE CAT FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP’.

IF ONLY BECAUSE I PICKED SOLLUX JUNIOR UP AND CUDDLED HIS FLUFFY MORONIC ASS.

#I DON'T MIND LOOKING AFTER ANTARE #HE'S JUST GOT A LOT OF ENERGY

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#ABOUT ME

TOBIMARU LIKES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HIS SON HAS LEARNED TO CURSE IN SIGN LANGUAGE.

I DON’T ACTUALLY SEE A PROBLEM WITH IT BECAUSE THIS KID IS CREATIVE AS HELL.

I’M THE PROUDEST UNCLE.

#LOOK AT THESE DISGUSTING TEARS OF PRIDE #LOOK AT THEM AND BE ASHAMED BECAUSE THIS IS NOT YOUR NEPHEW ATTEMPTING NEW COMBINATIONS OF WORDS FOR CREATIVE CURSES.#IT'S MINE.#BE JEALOUS AND ASHAMED THAT YOUR KID ISN'T AS GREAT AS MINE.

furiouskeystrokes

HEY, MY BEST FRIEND IS MARRIED TO A TROLL. YOU WOULDN’T THINK IT’D HAPPEN BUT IT DID. I KNOW. I WAS THERE FOR THE WEDDING.

hazythreshecutioner

I BELIEVE YOU. THE TROLL IN QUESTION STARTED OUT AS HUMAN, SO IT’S MUCH LESS SURPRISING. FINDING A NATIVE TROLL WHO IS INTO IT IS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE TROLL ALSO DOES A MASSIVELY GOOD IMPRESSION OF A HERMIT.

furiouskeystrokes

HOW DO YOU DO AN IMPRESSION OF A HERMIT. THOUGHT YOU EITHER WERE ONE OR YOU WEREN'T.

#THIS IS TRUE

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Male mice sing ultrasonic love songs to woo mates according to a new study published Wednesday in the journal Frontiers of Behavioral Neuroscience. In fact, the mice perform long, complex strings of syllables the same way as song birds. “Those songs are really high in pitch, above 50 kilohertz, and are not audible to humans,”said Jonathan Chabout, a postdoctoral fellow at Duke University. “When we pitch them down and play back at real speed, it sounds like a bird.”

They sing tiny, quiet love songs

#BABE WAS RIGHT

furiouskeystrokes

YOU KNOW WHATS WEIRD? HANGING OUT WITH AN ELDERLY HUMAN VERSION OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS TROLL HUSBAND.

geminidoomed

Johnny'2 pretty alriight though

furiouskeystrokes

YEAH, HE DOESN’T SUCK. HIS ATTENTION WAS EVERYWHERE FOR THE FIRST DAY OR SO. IT’S HARD TO HOLD A CONVERSATION WHEN SOMEONE WON’T LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU’RE SIGNING AT THEM.

geminidoomed

that would make iit 2omewhat harder, yeah

iit2 niice two 2ee you around more

furiouskeystrokes

I’M TRYING THIS RADICAL NEW WAY OF THINKING CALLED ‘BEING SOCIAL’. I’VE EVEN SUBBED IN FOR TOBI AT THE BAKERY A COUPLE OF TIMES. YOU’VE BEEN MISSING THE GLORY THAT IS ME TRYING TO COMMUNICATE AND BAKE AT THE SAME TIME.

IT’S ON PAR WITH TRYING TO TEACH ANTARE CRAFTS WHILE TRYING TO DO THE CRAFTS. ME BEING A NANNY WAS NOT THOROUGHLY THOUGHT OUT AND PERHAPS ILL ADVISED.

#IT'S NOT TERRIBLE THOUGH.

furiouskeystrokes

YOU KNOW WHATS WEIRD? HANGING OUT WITH AN ELDERLY HUMAN VERSION OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS TROLL HUSBAND.

geminidoomed

Johnny'2 pretty alriight though

furiouskeystrokes

YEAH, HE DOESN’T SUCK. HIS ATTENTION WAS EVERYWHERE FOR THE FIRST DAY OR SO. IT’S HARD TO HOLD A CONVERSATION WHEN SOMEONE WON’T LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU’RE SIGNING AT THEM.

furiouskeystrokes

CAREFUL OR ILL INTRODUCE YOU.

hazythreshecutioner

OH I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEETING YOUR OLD MAN. I WAS BEING LITERAL IN THAT I WOULD NOT WANT THIS EXPERIENCE FIRST HAND. THIS IS ALSO MILDLY IMPOSSIBLE, SINCE MY BEST FRIEND IS A TROLL AND IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY TO ENGAGE IN THIS SILLY MARRIAGE THING.

furiouskeystrokes

HEY, MY BEST FRIEND IS MARRIED TO A TROLL. YOU WOULDN’T THINK IT’D HAPPEN BUT IT DID. I KNOW. I WAS THERE FOR THE WEDDING.

#TELL NO ONE BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY BEAUTIFUL