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[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

please watch this

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[antiandrogen]

This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

[mizunocaitlin]

You’re doing them a disservice by not including who they are! These girls are high school students. They are the Tomioka High School Dance Club from Tomioka High School in Osaka. They went viral in Japan when they got runner up in the “All-Japan High School Super Cup Dance-Off” held as part of Yokohama’s summer of dance this summer (August 2017). You’ll know Yokohama’s summers of dance from the regular mass Pikachu dances you see on social media each summer. 

They’ve blown up since then. The promotional video they made at the school has more than 30 million views. They’ve been on tons of TV shows, including performances with Oginome Yoko, the original singer of the song (Dancing Hero (Eat You Up)) that they remixed for their dance. 

This dance routine was riffing off the comedian Hirano Nora and actually includes some of her comedy catch phrases in the remix. (They even got her to join them eventually!) For the uninitiated, one of the most accessible forms of comedy in modern Japanese pop culture are comedians like this who create outlandish SNL type characters and then appear on one or more shows regularly as that character. Hirano Nora’s gimmick is that she’s a woman from the height of Japan’s “bubble economy” era in the 80′s when there were tons of newly wealthy yuppies. This is why the remix is called “Bubbly Dance”. (Compare her to similar comedy character Blouson Chiemi whose gimmick is that she’s a modern, man eating career woman.)

These girls deserve all the fame they’re getting. You can read about them in the Asahi Shinbun and also check out this piece on Akane, their 25 year old coach via Japan Forward. 

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

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[furiousnutfestival]

I usually just shitpost here but Dominoes has annoyed me so I shall rant about it and none of you can stop me.

So, a couple of days ago, I ordered a Domino's pizza. As most uni students do when they can't be arsed to cook anything.

I ordered this pizza a 12 o'clock for 7 o'clock because I had a craving and for once thought to order a head of time.

This all sounds great and you're probably wondering where I'm going with this. Just wait.

So 7 rolls round and I go to the collection point (preempting the ''your order has been made and shall be delivered by ''...'' email) I get there and wait for half an hour for that email. Bare in mind I ordered it to be delivered to me 'AT' 7.

So I wait half an hour and I finally receive the email saying it's on it's way. I think, ''great, just twenty minutes until I get my food''. Twenty minutes go by. I call the place asking where my food is. They say the delivery guy is on his way. I wait another 20 minutes and call them again, they don't know why I don't have my food either. After ANOTHER 20 minutes of waiting, I call them again and they tell me to stop calling me and that I'll get neither a refund nor a new pizza free of charge.

So my night has been ruined. I spent nigh on 2 hours in the cold and wet, hungry and alone. I don't get my pizza and I have lost money.

If that was the end of it, I'd be fine, salty about it but fine. BUT NO. Dominoes won't stop sending me advertising anymore, before this incident I got maybe one direct ad every two months, in the past FOUR DAYS I have been inundated with TEXTS AND EMAILS ASKING IF I WANT TO BUY SHIT FROM THEM. Which feels like they are mocking me. I have now sworn off Dominoes (they're shit anyway) and will purchase exclusively from pizza hut (no one can out pizza the hut) from now on.

Okay rant over, dont buy from Dominoes. Or do, I don't control you

[furiousnutfestival]

Sorry if you don't think I'm funny. Unfortunately for you, that's not my problem as my target audience (me) has already been met and appeased

[furiousnutfestival]

Don't care, didn't ask, plus, your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting.

Yes!!! I KNOW WE ALL DIE!!! That's not gonna stop me from loving with me whole gotdamn heart!!

[furiousnutfestival]

Oh, I see, the pain lasts eternally, and the suffering is forever.

Neat.

[furiousnutfestival]

Anyone else considered 'gifted' in primary school but now has absolutely no idea what is going on?

[furiousnutfestival]

Might fuck around and play some chess

[furiousnutfestival]

The reasons I do things:

1. Spite

2. The aesthetic

That's it.

[furiousnutfestival]

12 chicken gujons and four sausages later and I'm still sad

[furiousnutfestival]

You know... I'm not SUPERstitious... but I am a little stitious

[furiousnutfestival]

Guess who's very upset about something very small again

[furiousnutfestival]

is your bed made? is your sweater on? do you want to be sad and desire dragons?

[furiousnutfestival]

Feeling pretty lithe and athletic rn.

Time to not do any physical activity for a while so I can sink back into self loathing

[furiousnutfestival]

''I'm going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I dont care how fast it goes or how many horse souls it has been imbued with, I only care about the horn. Now please, step aside and let's see what this bad boy can do''

[furiousnutfestival]

I went to far today when hyping a friend and we literally started flirting

[furiousnutfestival]

John Mulaney was right, I do have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.