Den of the Wolf Thief

.A collection of random drawings, ideas, and reblogs that I make/like. Some NSFW. This is also the Mod Blog of @asks-umbra-winterdance Header is drawn by @just-a-little-artblog

[mordenheim]

Happy Birthday to MEEE!!

The big 5-0 today!

[furislupus]

Happy Birthday Mordenheim. Congratulations on making it through half a century (the big L). Here's to many more years, and the hope for you to become a Centurion.

[wind-the-mama-cat]

Started a Ko-fi!

With funds running low, I need all the help I can get.

Please support me here

Thank you very much!

Even $5 will help.

[furislupus]

Please help this awesome creator.

[wind-the-mama-cat]

Help Me Build a new computer

Hello, my Kittens. Now that my car is fixed, thanks to @mordenheim, @zira (Twice!) and @inhumaninterest, I know have another problem.

My computer's motherboard, CPU and Ram are old and slowing down, and need to be replaced. Eventually.

The least expensive combo I can come up with is $700 for all three parts.

So, as always, my commissions are open, and I need help, any help.

Prices are still the same.

Thanks in advanced.

Here are some examples of commissions;

Price: $100

Price: $100

and

Price $70

[furislupus]

Please help this amazing creator/artist/writer/person.

[techmomma]

For everybody out there who needs a day out with ol' Momo.

[furislupus]

Everyone needs this.

[wind-the-mama-cat]

Dang it!

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

[littlegreydove]

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

[systlin]

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. 

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain. 

[spark1eheartemoji]

i love and support all strong, fat people

[baggytrousers27]

[thisisthinprivilege]

This time, I DO mean to post it.

[wind-the-mama-cat]

Happy Easter to all my followers

Especially @mordenheim , @zirathezompony , @ask-de-writer , @inhumaninterest and @furislupus

[furislupus]

Happy Easter. Hope you had a Hoppy day.

[dragongirlteeth]

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

[anormaladn]

Her princess is a little special but she'll keep her around.

[dragongirlteeth]

WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???

[furislupus]

Hi, Furislupus!

Because you are reading it, I double checked the links for Fiendship is Magic. I was in error. There's not 64 parts. There are 67. There was a bad link between 65 and 66. It's all fixed now.

I have about 300 more words to go on the next part. Hope to have it posted soon.

Thank you O kind and benevolent Wordsmith. You have brought joy to this small Book Wyrm's heart. I shall consume this story with much anticipation. I also look forward to any new parts of your stories that you find comfortable to share with us. That being said I hope you are doing well and make sure that you take care of yourself first.

[wind-the-mama-cat]

Wind Whisper's Tail

Wind Whisper is a young, 7 year old otter/cat, or catter, that lives on the World of Drakonia. She lives in a small cottage with her Parents, Donovan , an otter and Shiva, a Siamese Cat. One night, as Wind slept in her parents bed during a cold Autumn evening, the young catter hears a loud noise from the living room... This story will span many chapters/pages. Action, adventure, friendship, drama, thrills; this story has it all. Updates Every Sunday or Monday

Wind Whisper is a young, 7 year old otter/cat, or catter, that lives on the World of Drakonia. She lives in a small cottage with her Parents, Donovan , an otter and Shiva, a Siamese Cat. One night, as Wind slept in her parents bed during a cold Autumn evening, the young catter hears a loud noise from the living room… This story will span many chapters/pages. Action, adventure, friendship, drama, thrills; this story has it all. Updates Every Sunday or Monday Reading this will make your day better. #Wind Whisper’s Tail #webcomic #WEBTOON

Wind’s comic is updated

[furislupus]

Go read this amazing story/backstory. It is both awesome and emotional.

[furislupus]

Now that my computer is sort of running, I am about to post some more for my War of 1812 AU.

Whoo hoo! Sorry about the weather. Seems some escaped from the North up here, and went to have a Southern vacation. If you could convince it to come home that would be great.

[furislupus]

Hi, @furis lupus :

Sorry that this is late in coming. The cold weather has really messed up my computer. Today was the first time since the cold snap started that I could get the machine to boot.

Now, about Clan – M'cratt genetics and its influence on their society. First, as you already know, both are technically the same species. They have a three strand DNA spiral that carries the genetic information.

We have a two strand DNA which, by and large, results in our overall binary male / female structure. Most creatures have both, though the physical differences may be extreme, as in angler fish.

Their triple DNA has a similar result. The experience of our biome shows that for complex animals either Oviparous or Viviporus strategies work best. I have adopted the viviparous model for the Clan and M'cratt. This could have resulted in sexually trimorphic species. I have adopted a slightly different system.

They have essentially only one sex, capable of either gestating a fetus or contributing a DNA strand to the egg. Which they do depends, in nature, on pheromonal / hormonal triggers between the members of a Triad. These triggers can be induced by either activity between the members or, later in scientific development, by completely artificial means.

Among the Clans, they nearly always allow nature to take its course. Among the M'cratt, artificial means are common, though not universal. Thus, among the Clans, families and close relationships are the norm. Among the M'cratt, such close relationships are frowned upon as leading to weakness.

I hope that this clarifies the overall background of the Lezon / D'ancer saga.

I do have more in the works for our little, but growing!, Warrior Clan.

This is great and very informative. I can't wait to see and read any more stories that come out.

[furislupus]

Would you like the genetic basis for why Clan and M'cratt mate as triads and are all referred to as female?

I would love that. All I have infurid is that they have a triple spiral helix and so need three sources to make new life.

[thescottyfoxyuniverse]

[writing-prompt-s]

An adventuring party is in a cage suspended over acid the wizard clears his throat "I just sent a message to my wife she should be here to save us soon." "Wait your married?" Said the rouge "more importantly what is she gonna." The paladin is interrupted by a massive explosion.

[lyricwritesprose]

"Hang on, hang on, hang on. You're married to a dragon?"

"Half-dragons come from somewhere, you know!" Vrilthacar sounds defensive.

"And you've never told us?"

"Well, it's very important for married people to cultivate different hobbies, you know! You can't go and make someone else's interests your whole life, it isn't healthy. So she has her collection, and I have my adventuring and my dabbling in things man was not meant to know. Our friendship groups don't actually cross over too much, and that's fine."

"But—but pillaging gold from the countryside is something we're supposed to stop—"

"Well, first of all, dragons help fight inflation, especially inflation that would otherwise be caused by adventurers, and second of all, not all dragons collect treasure. That's a stereotype. Honeybee collects dolls. Which admittedly has gotten us into more troublesome situations than gold might, but so long as we provide the haunted ones with suitable enrichment it's usually all right."

"Honeybee."

"Her full name is two minutes long, Tasler. Listen, I'm going to need you to stop doing microaggressions before she rips the roof off the Elder Lich's citadel, all right? Because she has been known to respond with macroaggressions."

Tasler gulps and falls quiet as half the ceiling falls into the acid. "Sugar-pumpkin, are you all right?"

"Completely unhurt!" Vrilthacar calls out cheerfully.

The paladin mouths, sugar-pumpkin??? but very carefully doesn't say it.

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

This is the kind of relationship goal i want

[wind-the-mama-cat]

Happy New Year to my followers!

Especially to @ask-de-writer @mordenheim @zirathezompony @inhumaninterest @furislupus @asksweepslick @aby-askblog and @spicymancer

Thanks for sticking with me and for your support and love.

I hope you guys stick with me for another year

[furislupus]

Happy New Year to you too.

[furislupus]

If you have any questions about an RP, please just ask me or De Writer. We'll be glad to help.

Thank you very much. I will be sure to use you guys for your sage advice when I have questions.