Scorched Warden

The machine made to clean up the corpses of those disobedient to the wishes of Whiteward. Somewhat Sentient...?

[furnaceofwhiteward]

This Warden was-to-to _inform_ those of presence- of it-its purpose-of i-its use

Was built to-to- rid of 'accidents' as the-the uppers have informed this Warden. They who will not- coo-"cooperate". Will turn to ashes within this-this Warden.

It/Its

[OOC: Warden is a furnace construct, with a silkfly contained within it! The heat of the furnace soothes the silkfly at its core. Lack of fuel causes it immense distress. It feels emotions to a certain extent, but struggles with empathy.

Mainly here to be silly! Any type of asks/reblogs allowed!

Not a very active person, replies to RP will be slow. I'll try my best! I'm not ignoring you if I dont respond, I'm probably just busy TwT

The Warden is currently in it's "probably doing really fucked up things to quell it's curious itch ✨ ✨" phase!]

[On break for RP, rather stressed. Asks allowed :]

[furnaceofwhiteward]

Shoutout to all my mutuals for reposting the KawKaws. Glad we're on the same page

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[furnaceofwhiteward]

Out of character moment here, hi folks.

Basically. I met what was quite frankly an asshole on reddit. BUT. I may be in the wrong. And because I am paranoid :3 I want.to know what yall think!!

If Team Cherry somehow found a way to patch savescumming in Steel soul, would you approve?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 22

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

lace who is isn’t normal about the concept of consequence. lace who does not allow herself to be forgiven until she is punished.

lace who slips up and errs, and has to endure hornet’s repeated insistence that she will not suffer on account of something that was hardly a slight. meanwhile lace is slowly going insane. because hornet does not understand that she is not yet absolved. does she just want her guilt to fester? does she hate her? want to see her squirm? is that it?

[furnaceofwhiteward]

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This-This-This Warden has...stolen from this holy Citadel. It has...it-it has...'taken in' three pilgrims..as well-well as a handful of.. cogworkers. It-It has hidden them where...h-ho-hopefully no...no higher bugs shall find..

It..hopes-hopes to quell its..it's curiosities...however...this-this...this must...stay quiet. Considering..the..the new improves ward of white it dwells in...if-if it is found out...

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R-Regardless, this Warden would like-like some help. Any tools..o-or matter able to..revive the...the deceased....or modify...? Anything-Anything this Warden will take to quell it's questions..

This Warden..thanks those who help it, and keep-keep it's attempts a secret.

[surgeon-of-whiteward]

Do you...Do you need a place...for the exploded bug parts... 👁️ 👁️

“Wh- Oh, you again. Uh…w-well, there’s some poor soul’s crushed shell somewhere around here. If you could go clean that up, I’d be very grateful. And you’d be very…useful! Y-Yes, very useful, now off you go-”

[furnaceofwhiteward]

..this..this Warden can...confirm you..you are flammable...

The Warden scurries awaay to burn the shell

[furnaceofwhiteward]

hey so I killed someone and need you to burn the body k thanks byee

If this Wa-Warden could...it would but...you will-will-will have to wait until...until some-somebody cleans this...this Warden...it..ca-can-cannot perform it's...purpose... right now...

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

takes out a sponge and starts scrubbing aggressively

[furnaceofwhiteward]

The Warden halts and stays so that it's butter clogged furnace can be cleaned

As-Assistance much...much app-apprieciated....this-this Warden will dispose of..of what is asked of it now.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

oh good!

(Dragging the body over)

[furnaceofwhiteward]

The Warden awaits, and the moment the body is thrown in, it's burnt to ashes.

This..This Warden is...glad to be of assistance...t-to be used for-for-for it's purpose.

[furnaceofwhiteward]

hey so I killed someone and need you to burn the body k thanks byee

If this Wa-Warden could...it would but...you will-will-will have to wait until...until some-somebody cleans this...this Warden...it..ca-can-cannot perform it's...purpose... right now...

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

takes out a sponge and starts scrubbing aggressively

[furnaceofwhiteward]

The Warden halts and stays so that it's butter clogged furnace can be cleaned

As-Assistance much...much app-apprieciated....this-this Warden will dispose of..of what is asked of it now.

[furnaceofwhiteward]

hey so I killed someone and need you to burn the body k thanks byee

If this Wa-Warden could...it would but...you will-will-will have to wait until...until some-somebody cleans this...this Warden...it..ca-can-cannot perform it's...purpose... right now...

[furnaceofwhiteward]

[Sits in front of the furnace with some marshmallows on a stick.]

[Roasts the marshmallows.]

[Makes smores.]

[Eats the smores.]

The marshmallows are roasted. And also covered in char...

Enj-j-j-oy the marsh-smores...?

[furnaceofwhiteward]

This...This Warden has eaten..3..sticks of butter ...t-this Warden...cannot...digest that-that-that much..at once...it's furnace...is clog-clogged ....ghhkk....

[memorium-of-the-citadel]

We can smell burning residue from all the way to the memorium.

Please somebody clean the whitward furnace.

[furnaceofwhiteward]

This Warden apo-apo-apologises for the smog ...

[furnaceofwhiteward]

putting you in the microwave

This...This Warden....enjoys the warmth?...cramped however ...

[furnaceofwhiteward]

This...This Warden has eaten..3..sticks of butter ...t-this Warden...cannot...digest that-that-that much..at once...it's furnace...is clog-clogged ....ghhkk....

[dieselchar]

The two little cartographers, yo!!

[furnaceofwhiteward]

Ough....little ghost....

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing