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Fushimi couldn’t help but chuckle at his remark. It was a rather ridiculous statement to say.
“Are you asking to get hit by a car? I’d actually like to see this but if you do get injured you can’t say I didn’t warn you” he states.
🎵 Now, he’s not just standing around to get hit by a car. His ears are still perked up while searching for the source of that nice jazz tune in the air. But a challenge is a challenge and if that human thinks he can’t handle a car coming in around the corner too fast to notice anyone’s still on the streets, it’s one he gleefully accepts.
Which isn’t the case so far, though. Rather, a cacophony of car horns ensues after a bunch of cars have stopped before Bebop, who’ still refuses to budge. He’s doing it fully intentionally by now, because pissing these people off is fun. Except that they’re hella noisy now.
“Stop honkin’ you morons, I can’t hear the music anymore! Youse got a problem? Talk to my laywer here.” He points at the bespectacled human who spoke to him before.
Fushimi looks at this situation in amusement. The hog literally just stood there and waited but unfortunately (or fortunately) no cars hit him. Instead they all stopped and honked their horns. He couldn’t help but chuckle. “I see you’ve got their attention. I doubt they’ll hit you now” he says with a smirk. This situation was rather ridiculous to say the least but Fushimi was rather intrigued. “He’s asking you all to shut up and run him over so I think you should” he tries to yell through the loud honking.
