MOVED TO FUSIONJCKE

ALL THESE LITTLE THINGS SEEM TO MATTER SO MUCH.

[luxarcher]

Take a moment to think of just Flexibility, love, and trust

[kimquatz]

i have never drawn stevonnie b4…. until now

[icamebyunicorn]

A quick sunset and a Stevonnie.

[rpmemes-galore]

Mass Effect  {Sentence Starters}

“So if we’re going to try this, I need to know that you’re always coming back. “

“I figure, every time someone dies and it’s not me, my chances of survival go up.”

“I’m not nearly drunk enough for that.”

“I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you. I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line.”

“Okay, yeah, you’re on your own with that.”

“Why are you curled up on the floor?”

“You can’t believe everything you find on there.”

“How do you know when someone is romantically invested?”

“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”

“If it’s all civilized, you’re not doing it right.”

“I didn’t realize you had preferences.”

“You obviously haven’t seen ______ swim. It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.”

“Long story. Nobody will believe it anyway.”

“When I die, it will not be in bed. I am at peace with that.”

“This isn’t their fight. But they are buying us time with their lives.”

“It’s a brilliant tactic when you think about it.”

“Only few people get what they deserve, good or bad.”

“Next time you need something, just ask. We’re all in this together.”

“But if you don’t respect your enemy’s capabilities, you’re in for one nasty surprise after another.”

“Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”

“Well, that sounds like a major step backward.”

“They tell me it’s a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong.”

“Yeah, that was the only way to get you inside.”

“The universe is a dark place. I’m trying to make it brighter before I die.”

“You want me to sit there and watch you cook?”

“You know he’s going to keep bothering you until you tell him.”

“Dead is dead. There’s no such thing as a good way to go.”

[fusionjcke-a-blog]

Random rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you're doing?"

"Hey, are you okay there?"

"Hey! Coming through!"

"Help me!"

"Hey! I haven't seen you since- Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else."

"Could you help me with something quick? It won't take long, I promise."

"You know, maybe this is none of my business, but that gash looks pretty nasty."

"What are you in here for?"

"Stop! Don't drink that!"

"You're not from here, are you?"

"Do you like pretzels? 'Cause I don't want these."

"Don't you dare throw up on me."

"Ouch! Hey! Be more careful!"

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Hasn't your mother ever told you not to scratch?"

"Do you need a drive home? I think you've had a few too many."

"What is this? Why are you giving me this?"

"Get down!"

"Owowowowowwww! My foot! What do you have in there, bricks!?"

"What are you doing out here all alone?"

"Is that what I think it is? Oh my gosh, I love those!"

"Could you spare a minute?"

"Ew, are you going to eat that? It was sitting on the ground."

"Gosh, you okay? I saw you fall, and it looked painful."

[zevzevarainai]

why don’t you let yourself just be whoever you are?

[madocchi]

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[trashybooksforladies]

Dance in your color Reflecting in your light You’re my horizon You’ll always paint my sky

[cfmusings-blog]

                                           Strike me down?                                            I’ll get up again.                                                                             I am not invincible,                                                                             but I won’t give up either.

[fusionjcke-a-blog]

i would trust lucio w my life tbh

[fusionjcke-a-blog]

“SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!”

‘ SORRY        sorry !’

they recoil back from the REAPER, fear causing their heart beat to fall FLAT. ( what did they do WRONG ? the GHOST of a man seemed so CALM mere seconds ago       )

‘ i-i just wanted to HELP. ‘

[toprovokemoved]

the one where chandler bing needs to chill out | ask meme

“no you didn’t get me! it’s an electric drill. if you get me, you kill me!”

‘donald duck never wore pants, but when he got out the shower he always put a towel around his waist. i mean, what’s that about??”

“they ate my last stick of um, so i killed them. do you think that was wrong?”

“wow i’m a duck i go quack quack i’m happy all the time!”

“so i can’t fire joseph, but i can sleep with his wife.”

“it’s not me, it’s my character!”

“he seduces his coworkers wives for sport and then laughs about it at the watercooler the next day.”

“no freakshow, she’s fictional!”

“TIME FOR BAYWATCH.”

“we can just stay in and cook for ourselves? *maniacal laughter*”

“take off your shirt!”

“you know those big streetsigns that say merge? i was thinking we could get one to hang over my bed. MERGE!”

“neat! i’m gonna die alone!”

“if i’m gonna be an old lonely man, i’m gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured i’ll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! i’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. kids’ll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!”

“it’s 6:30 in the morning, we’re not working out. it’s over.”

“so, it looks like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?”

“yeah don’t worry about me, i’m fine. FUNG HA!”

“if i helped we could FIND THE FASTER.”

“her ankle is what you’re watching??”

“just doing her job.”

“will you marry me? will you… marry me? hey. you marry me.”

“no you can’t have my jacket, then i’ll be cold. you thought you were gonna be cold you shoulda brought your own jacket.”

“HEY! i don’t know why i did that.”

“i was making a coconut phone with the professor.”

“my girlfriend is out there thinking things over, YOU MADE ME GIRLFRIEND THINK!”

“yes, we know there are magazines with pictures of naked women in them.”

“i think it’s great you work here, you’re gonna make a lot of money and here’s your first tip: don’t eat yellow snow.”

“being with her has been like being on a vacation..?”

what may be perceived as high maintenance, is merely attention to detail. and… generosity of spirit.”

“have you figured out what started the fire, mr fireman?”

“hold the phone, you’re not elizabeth’s dad?”

“boy did we make friends with the wrong sister.”

“i don’t think you should say that even when you are healthy.”

“come on now ya big faker!”

“yes honey, i made it myself.”

“nice camouflage, for a minute there i didn’t see you.”

“i’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep.”

“i’ve just realised i can sleep with my eyes open.”

“look i took a test and it turns out i do put my career before men.”

“i am not BLAH, i am a HOOT.”

“someone on the subway licked my neck, LICKED MY NECK!”

“DEAR GOD THIS PARACHUTE IS A KNAPSACK!”

“all right, rock paper scissors for who has to tell her to leave.”

“sometimes i hold stuff like this and pretend i’m a giant.”

“i’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, i rarely get to practise my meals before i eat.”

“oh that makes me feel warm in my hollow tin chest.”

“i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.”

“hi! i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.”

“why yes, pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.”

“can you lose your virginity again? i feel like mine’s growing back.”

“until i was 25 i thought the only response to i love you was oh crap!”

“we swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. sounds good?”

“you know, i don’t think i care.”

“SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!”

[artisstry]

 if i believe you // the 1975

[hisnature-blog]

HELLO, TEST SUBJECT !

cave johnson here              founder and CEO of APERTURE SCIENCE-

    the best damn applied sciences company on EARTH.

[fusionjcke-a-blog]

❝ Sorry to be so theatrical. ❞

‘ OH       no, it’s fine !’

the fusion stands, APPALLED  at the other gem. they note how quickly and flawlessly she swung her weapon    BATTLE CRY harmonizing with the melody of a MOCK WAR. ( they wonder how many YEARS it took her to achieve PERFECTION. )

‘ COULD YOU     can you do it again ? I WANNA TRY. ’

[fusionjcke-a-blog]

            I DIDN’T WANT TO HURT ANYONE.

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