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Samantha. 24. Chemical Physics, Physiology, Neuroscience. Mommy, partner, human.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[teenagerposts]

[lenaoxtonarchive]

npc: what are you doing back here?!

shepard, wearing full n7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns: im a health inspector

npc: oh ok

[redrook]

you, an overworked underpaid minimum wage employee: what are you doing back here?

commander shepard, wearing full N7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns and shadowed by a scarred turian, a glowing asari, and maybe a gotdamned krogan: im a health inspector

you, who just wants your fucking 15 minute lunch break: oh ok

[joncarling-deactivated20190604]

Traveling Witch

[just-shower-thoughts]

Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My science teacher did a presentation on his dick cause for some genetic anomaly reason, he had three of them. One of them was shaped similar to a horse’s penis but it also inexplicably contained like a quart of semen. Also he was wearing like 5 layers of underwear. no one acted like this was an inappropriate situation; it was if he showed the class that he had an extra finger.

[hogmilked]

This blog is gonna fucking kill me

[jack-roscoe]

Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

[maplesyrupao3]

That…is the sexiest thing I’ve been made aware of on this day.

[incredifishface]

@thorctopus

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Noirbnb….like Airbnb, minus the racism.

Black people inspire me everyday, the world gives us shit and we take it and turn it in to something beautiful.

[its-a-different-world]

Yooooooooooooo!!! I will be using! Lit!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Support my bro Stef and Noirbnb. For real. Not even saying that because he’s my homie. That’s a legit business and it’s for us!

[organically-indigo]

FYI: They changed the name to Innclusive.

…If this post is gonna continue floating around and people really wanna support them, they should know that most likely they will not find noirbnb but they definitely WILL find Innclusive.

[fjordfjucks]

Dead ass tho. We sometimes forget, collectively as a group of people observing this franchise, that there are nasty dance clubs all over the Star Wars universe. The Galaxy. An entire system of worlds. There are places that play shitty dance remixes for 12 hours and where cross fraction hook ups probably happen every night.

Do not forget this. Beyond Tatooine, beyond stuffy meeting halls, the palaces of royalty, a storm trooper probably just had his 3rd drink and he’s bout to get the best dick of his life from something with 4 arms. He’s living the dream. Do not forget him.

[kobalt-k]

Chemistry in black, the past and the present

[gifsofprocesses]

A practical application of the ideal gas law 

[gifsofprocesses]

Cat Claw retraction 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is such a beautifully done graphic! It shows, really well, why declawing your cat can be so excruciating and disabling for the rest of their life. Notice how the bottom of the 3rd toe bone is mostly what’s weight bearing? If you amputate that bone (which is the most common surgery) the end of that 2nd toe that’s never meant to bear weight will be what your cat puts weight on when it steps. Also, notice how the tendon runs the whole length of the toe? That means when you cut the tendons to that final, amputated digit, you’re going to mess up tendon function in the entire toe. 

[zigzaguar]

This was reposted from @alithographica who does a lot of similarly incredible informational posts about animals.

Here’s the original: http://alithographica.tumblr.com/post/162998760526/as-much-as-it-pains-me-i-must-admit-the-animation

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Thank you for posting the full link! I saw the attribution on the image and thought it was the original post - I try not to share reposts. Reblogging so the appropriate blog gets credit. 

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what