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Mom? Dad? We need to talk. I'm a microblogger now.
I don't even think I ever had an audience on this ol thing, but there was a time when I was excitedly blogging about my stupid life, sharing links and being an active tumblrer. This is no longer the case. I tweet now. If you (my audience) are actually someone, and you want to continue silently following my life, feel free to look me up on twitter: @BoyMeatsWhirled I may start using this thing again, who knows. For now, mothballs.
Time-Lapse Thing of the Day: Ken Murphy of Murphlab made good on his promise to record 365-days-worth of time-lapses of the skies above the Exploratorium museum in San Francisco.
Above is the completed mosaic he created using 365 individual time-lapses. More information on “A History of the Sky” is available on his website.
[kottke.]
Next time someone asks me what the weather in SF is like I'll just send them this.
Turban squash look like metroids
What could be cuter than a mini piglet? As it turns out, lots.
When you hear the phrase "mini piglet", you probably picture something like this:
Ceeeee-ute! Well the good people at Greenridge Farms want you think of something else. Something a little more boneless, a little more featureless, a little more nightmarish. Kinda half piglet, half tumor. Behold, the 'Greenridge Farm, Banguet [sic], Mini Piglet':
You can find these things at costco or chasing you through your worst dreams. I guess you roast it like you would a suckling pig and serve it to your guests when you have blind people over for dinner. I don't quite understand how it isn't just Spam in the shape of a piglet/puppy. Does your knife effortlessly course through this thing like it would through a huge hot dog or did they somehow engineer it to have a degree of 'toughness' to it? Maybe a fake skin or strategically placed gristle or something. I can't tell which would be worse.
Honestly, all grossness aside (which certainly isn't to say this thing isn't gross), I kinda really wanna try one of these little guys. I won't be able to make it home for christmas this year and plan on celebrating with my buddy Tony, a fellow relocated Ohioan who also isn't making the trek back to the buckeye state. Hopefully I can talk him into celebrating the birth of sweet little baby jesus by eating yuletide synthetic piglet with me.
Current earworm: Cutie Pie by One Way
It sounds like every keyboard voice Tim & Eric have ever used is featured in this song.
S'gotsta be funky!
This proposed 'Triassic kraken' snacked on 45-foot long ichthyosaurs and may have been intelligent enough to have created "the earliest known self portrait." Let's hope this thing is actually extinct and not just waiting, dreaming, in its house at R'lyeh
"Supreme Cunnilingus" by Actress
Kinda reminds me of The Church of the Future
I LOL'd at my cubicle when I read this one
thedailywhat:
Double Entendre of the Day: Spotted in yesterday’s Washington Post.
I don’t normally condone cruel and unusual punishment, but for Gaddafi I’ll make an exception.
[@jessmstephens.]
thedailywhat:
Afternoon Snack: I, for one, welcome our new axe-wielding lovebird overlords.
[ichc.]
comicallyvintage:
Is This Some Sort Of Golden Rain?
thedailywhat:
Appalling Aftermath of the Day: The earthquake devastation in D.C. is almost too much to bear
[FamousDC / ohryankelley.]
from thedailywhat
Men! If you pick your nose while peeing at a urinal and then wipe the boogers on the wall so they dry up and everybody who uses that urinal has to stare at them you are as bad as Hitler.
sounds like múm
Slo-Mo Thing of the Day: Turns out slowing down dial-up modem noises by 700% yields the first and only pleasant thing about dial-up modems.
[reddit.]
