Welcome to Groovytown

Riley | 24 | she/her This blog was initially started to document the creation of my son, Randy Fiddlesticks Third Duke of Groovytown. However, it now has content of whatever peaks my fancy. I hope one day when historians are going through this godforsaken hellsite, that they will stumble upon this blog and go "what the fuck is this"

[catbrarian]

cats and libraries ۫ ꣑ৎ

[portraitoftheoddity]

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[thatsbelievable]

[lothcats]

[stuckinapril]

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

[rollerska8er]

It's incredible how much pop psychology and therapyspeak boils down to treating individualism as the phenomenological norm for human beings and any form of human communication or relationship based on negotiation, compromise, self-sacrifice and trust as an act of violence against the individual

[trickr-treat]

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[catchymemes]

[wolfythewitch]

Look at the sky. It's looking back.

[quantumlasange]

Today is the only day you can Reblog this

[uncanny-aesthetic]

[dsmsix]

this place sucks I’m going home

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[accidentalslayer-deactivated202]

[weird-chaos]

This is my greatest aspiration in life

[porcelaindust]

[frogsuggest]

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

[hey-smoothskin]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

[daily-spooky]

[mochisquish]

[wigmund]