#mini piglet

[mossytreeelf-blog]

We get to choose our teacup pig baby today 😍😍😍😍😍

[mossytreeelf-blog]

We don't have a name yet, but I love her. 😍😍

[thewusha]

Sugar exploring the wonders of the Labyrinthine Cliffs accompanied by her new friend Snuffle the piglet 

(she got a makeover and looks super cute)

[miniatureanimals]

oh look at this tiny thirsty piglet.

[futurepuke-blog-blog]

What could be cuter than a mini piglet? As it turns out, lots.

When you hear the phrase "mini piglet", you probably picture something like this:

Ceeeee-ute! Well the good people at Greenridge Farms want you think of something else. Something a little more boneless, a little more featureless, a little more nightmarish. Kinda half piglet, half tumor. Behold, the 'Greenridge Farm, Banguet [sic], Mini Piglet':

You can find these things at costco or chasing you through your worst dreams. I guess you roast it like you would a suckling pig and serve it to your guests when you have blind people over for dinner. I don't quite understand how it isn't just Spam in the shape of a piglet/puppy. Does your knife effortlessly course through this thing like it would through a huge hot dog or did they somehow engineer it to have a degree of 'toughness' to it? Maybe a fake skin or strategically placed gristle or something. I can't tell which would be worse.

Honestly, all grossness aside (which certainly isn't to say this thing isn't gross), I kinda really wanna try one of these little guys. I won't be able to make it home for christmas this year and plan on celebrating with my buddy Tony, a fellow relocated Ohioan who also isn't making the trek back to the buckeye state. Hopefully I can talk him into celebrating the birth of sweet little baby jesus by eating yuletide synthetic piglet with me.