“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include
Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self
Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people
You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!
disgraced scientist is disgraced
I forgor 💀
Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky
Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man
I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me
ohohoho i am a Creature
well you probably know what two trucks is about
Alternatively, Nanowar of Steel with songs like
Getting an actual call from Cthulu
The 1994 Fifa world cup
Disco
Odin changes his ways and becomes a carpenter, which leads to the creation of Ikea.
Being a sober pirate
Other Nanowar of Steel bangers include Norwegian black metallers quit burning churches for long enough to listen to reggaeton They search for barbecue sauce in a french supermarket (style parody of Blind Guardian) A guy who discovers his date is a gargoyle how cool the italian barn owl is How polenta will bring out the end times Why Uranus is the best planet
Can't believe we are forgetting the song about the mascot of frozen fishsticks
The song about a Japanese mecha (child friendly)
And the cover of a german cover of a French song about a horse swatting flies.
