is this the world?

is this really the place in which you’ve ended up, Snicket? he/him, child used to be @free-my-boy-grumbot pfp by @nichet_crochet

[harry-does-boys]

You can call me cameron :] I’ve been on tumblr since march 2019 but I know the Lore of 2012 tumblr

I mostly talk about fandom stuff or general shitposting on here. my current interests are:

good omens

disco elysium

a series of unfortunate events

mcyt (mainly grian and mumbo)

the magnus archives

little shop of horrors

Dream SMP, Hermitcraft, or trafficlife members interact at your own risk! WSS get the fuck away from me!

i draw and write! my art acc is @anhyst-draws-sometimes

my talking tag is #cameron monologues

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

[valtsv]

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

[valtsv]

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

[quinnntessins]

@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol

[entities-of-posts]

Seconded

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[privatejoker]

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update