i amn just litle creacher thas it canot chang dis

soft goblin energy, shitposts, and lol (lots of lesbian) (she/her)

[feministism]

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

*looks at all 2 things i have to do*

my brain: HHNNGNGNNN NOOOOooOoOOooOOOooo s lee p no w

[i-am-a-fish]

it’s dark

[candleroots]

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

[i-am-a-fish]

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

AAAAAAHHHHH

[i-am-a-fish]

[theseusorus]

WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!

[i-am-a-fish]

could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed

[vrix1ie]

Okay fish!!! We are very sorry we did not ask beforecoming in and turning on the light

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much dont worry it’s ok i’ll be ready in a second

[who-is-reign]

You okay now buddy?

[i-am-a-fish]

yes thank you im ready now

[gothogami]

[i-am-a-fish]

[lemonlipglos-deactivated2022111]

you look lovely!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[feelitblue]

i fucking love this blog

[ladysantos]

the text says it all

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[snorlaxatives]

i like when an ice cream shop is referred to as a “creamery” it sounds cute idk something about that really tickles my pickle

[renxamamiya]

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

i LOVE this show 

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

i finally achieved thicc

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[venacavo]

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

[pileofknives]

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

[woble-deactivated20200720]

noo dont base your self worth on online validation from strangers youre so sexy ahaha

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

you think im sexy??

[podencos]

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

“i just like the emo aesthetic im sorry!!! i promise im not a punk!!! i cry when i get C’s!!”

@peachykeen-things

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

those people value their feet. must not. let demon. get. feet.

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

as a retail employee

i promise u that nothing u buy is embarrassing!!! we just care about getting it all scanned and getting it in a bag before you get impatient!!!! some girl last week bought like ten pairs of underwear and i literally thought nothing of it!!! just bleep bleep and u keep! 

[closet-keys]

*bitter post about how I hate my uterus and wish I had no internal reproductive system* 

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

pls rid me of my internal organs they try too often to kill me

[alicerovai]

We can off together! Alpha Centauri!

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

im not a part of the good omens fandom but like this makes me UWU!!!!!

[insatiably-red]

[fuzzy-bumble-bitch]

on this episode of why am i emo!! i miss playing a queen