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j, they/them, 30s 🐊 mostly cars with a side of cycling forza williams vamos carlos los gehts lipo. follows from @polyphonicism // main @borgevino

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We must discuss

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Tinfoil hat theory all the drivers are trying to get their wags engaged because rebe is moving too quick and too powerful. If you don’t marriage your girl she will.

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i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

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“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

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2026 Hungarian GP

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He’s such an iPad kid

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Looking at memes together

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WilliamsF1 Our favourite Carlos snaps so far this season 📸

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carlos does pilates

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staring the same way over the years

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Carlos not being able to guess Oscar’s number is fab and proves what I am always saying which is that smooth operator literally doesn’t know who the fuck that man is

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Every day Oscar wakes up and is like Bloody Carlos Is Plotting Against Me. And every day Carlos wakes up and forces 4-6 of his closest friends and his girlfriend to cycle at 5:30 am

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Oscar: he sabotages me on purpose because he hates me

Carlos: Teto can you download more images of Tadej Pogacar onto my phone

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via rebe’s stories

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kiss kiss 💋

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2026 Hungarian GP | x

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Charles: i am Married

Carlos: I am the men expert

La Rebe: *opening the gmail app* babe I need to go on a brand trip. Yes with everyone’s girlfriend how the fuck else are we gonna sell lipgloss

Teto: I am in IBIZA with KEIR

Charles: can anyone hear me in this dark cave I said I’m heterosexually married and I feel and behave normally

Alexandra, hopefully turning on her Gmail notifications:

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Charles: Oscar you simply must come join me on my yacht publicly

Oscar: YES😍😍😍 omg YAY😍😍😍

Antoine: ok guys get in position Ill send all these shots to deuxmoi like you asked Charles

Oscar: what

Charles: nothing mon chou don’t worry now would you like me to give you a kiss? Antoine make sure to get this I need to drive Him insane with jealousy that I’m with the bitch he surely hates

Carlos, thinking about his stuff in Mallorca when he sees the pictures: Teto please google who that man is

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"""""eIgHt bLuE fLaGs""""" this is how i know you've watched the race with your fyp instead of your brain and your eyes 😭😭😭 try again!!!! watch the damn onboards!!! carlos's and oscar's AND fernando's!!!! who, by the way, had blue flags for way longer than carlos (who had one SINGULAR blue flag for a total distance of half a corner) and did not move

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alex_albon 100 and not out