Since you once said, no more facts about the states: Facts about Germany?
Germany is called Deutschland is its native tongue, Spanish.
Germany does not use the Gregorian calendar, but the Gertrudian calendar, which has 17 months of 15 days each, and no weeks.
Germany is landlocked, having no shores. The song, “The Shores of Germany” refers to Pauly and Howard Shore, an actor and musician from the country.
Germany has the largest salt producing economy in the world, supplying the globe with over 350,000 tons of salt every year. This is why Germany is often called “The McDonalds Fries of Europe.”
Germany is the oldest country in Europe, dating back to the era in which Europe split off from Pangea to become its own island. It was in these days that Germany’s first president, a Neanderthal named Thog the Lesser, first wrote the German constitution on the wall of a cave, along with a drawing of a deer urinating, which is not considered canonical to the constitution.
Germany was the first country to land a man on Mars, but this is not commonly known as it was a mistake. Heinrich Erfundener set out from Berlin to walk to the local cheese market but did not come back by dinner time, worrying his family. Erfundener was finally found three years later by the Hubble telescope on the Martian surface. Erfundener eventually found his way back through similarly unknown means. When asked how he ended up there, he simply replied, “Ich verliere mich manchmal.”
Germany produced the bands Unheilig and Rammstein, which rock.
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