dracula's mustache

[argumate]

was never particularly interested in Buttigieg as a politician and he’s no Mamdani when it comes to charisma but still, compared to the Trump cabinet he’s a sane man who can actually talk with some appearance of conviction, that’s enough to make him a giant.

[argumate]

I just hope the Democrats don’t end up feeding ten promising politicians into a messed up primary system and somehow come out of it with a deeply flawed candidate that everyone hates because that would really— *spots Apollo in the distance* oh come on

[kaluxis]

He's also pretty good at standing up to their attacks against him.

[saulwexler]

almost. If he wasn't bald I would probably let him use the washing machine/stove while me and my spider watched gay hockey

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[3liza]

its really funny how they have been making the exact same cartoon for literally 150 years (probably longer but the 18th century cartoons are harder for me to look up quickly)

its trite to even point it out at this juncture but a conservative’s worst nightmare is to be made to perform the exact same labor that he has been forcing women to perform for millennia. his worst nightmare is to be a “woman”, as he defines the class

[treecitysessions]

“I’m not racist, I have multiple Black OCs” -Quentin Tarantino

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[kaluxis]

But also, don't buy from those brands. They're basically Shein.

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[kaluxis]

My reaction to that moment can't really be put into words. There was an element of (leopointing.png), but with a heavy dose of I wish I was him. Not Sam Reid. Lestat. Sadly, I'm much more like Santiago. But forced to soften myself.

Him and "Sophiella" both being semi quietly gender expansive and then this little moment. This show. Ugh. I miss it already. I hope we don't wait quite as long for the Akasha season.

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[beessswax]

long rests should be real yeah

[kaluxis]

10 hour sleeps aren't even real.

[fucxingcuties]

[frontmansdefender]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[kaluxis]

Worst reviewed model year in the entire history of the Civic. In the US at least. I had an '06. I was so relieved when it was totaled. Creeper did you a favor.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

Grossaspis would like you to know that you hurt its feelings.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

I'm so sorry for this.

Grossaspis is a very obscure genus, it is only mentioned in the literature a few times and there are very few images of material or reconstructions of it. The original description is a very old German paper without any figures. I base my reconstruction on a drawing found in the Handbook of Paleoichthyology Volume 2- Placodermi, where it has a single paragraph. The rest I patched up with relatives like Bothriolepis (for the mouth structure for example)

[scramratz]

This is my super new original character Sour Puss. He’s a person

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[crabussy]

your revulva....

[kaluxis]

🎶That's when I reach for my revulva! That's when it all gets blown away!🎶

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[dogpuppy]

[kaluxis]

I've said it before, but reality is a hack.

[kaluxis]

Creepy little fucker's gonna steal my wallet.

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[kaluxis]

Oh, I'm so soaked to the skin

Yeah, I'm so soaked to the skin

You want to talk about the weather

I got absolutely drenched walking from the train station to the bar on Saturday. Forgot I took probably the cutest photos of me in years. I wasn't actually sad. My face is just kinda sad shaped.