Lauren Elise

Artist. Writer. Dyke Jewitch. 25. Connecticut. Draglesque Blog: @SaturnSaysShalom. terfs not welcome.

[allfishswim]

I guess we make pinned posts about ourselves now?

Hi, my name is Lauren and I’ve been off tumblr for about 6 years now and the landscape feels totally different- bear with me. My pronouns are she/her and I’m femme4butch (because I guess we put that on tumblr? Idk man, I’m just rolling with it at this point).

I’m a writer and artist based out of Connecticut. My work includes drag (you can follow my drag persona on here, @saturnsaysshalom !!!), writing (poetry & playwriting), and theatre (stage managing, company managing, playwriting, puppetry, I guess producing). I also have a bunch of day jobs I cycle through to make ends meet.

I’m a Jewish Lesbo Witch and somehow I’m the “normal” one in my family. Make of that what you will.

I plan on posting and reposting whatever I feel like. So it could be Hunger Games, Taylor Swift, queer history, Indigo Girls, a theatre think piece… join me for the ride.

I’m hoping to connect with other dykes and artists from all walks of life. So, hi if that’s you!

Find my “original” stuff on the following tags#

#Fish Thoughts - ramblings, thoughts, miscellaneous stuff I’m just posting.

#The Fish Creates - original art and written work can be found here (poetry, visual art, drag… basket weaving)

Although this blog is SFW, please no one under the age of 18. You will be in your mid-20s one day and understand. I share my own work on here and some of it has mature themes- please be respectful of that boundary.

Not welcome: transphobes, terfs, homophobes, misogynists, racists, nazis.

Trans Rights. Pro-Choice. Free Palestine.

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[allfishswim]

I think it’s time for clusterfuck ramen.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[allfishswim]

Oh woof. There’s the anxiety in my stomach again

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[bad-love]

I just wanted to add this quote from the peppermint patty peanuts wiki page about Charles M. Schulz and his relationship with his gay cousin. The source here leads to a book that I did not read but the original source is Schulz's wife who confirmed this in an interview. If I can find the interview again I will link it here but uh. just in case someone tries to claim Schulz was a homophobe on this post again.

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[draculings]

Henry made a deal with mob wife Birdie in exchange for her life. She's spent the last twelve years making good on her side of their bargain, working at Birdie's beachfront nightclub and running favors for the family. Her connections have earned her a difficult reputation, but she'll take it. Life isn't easy for a butch lesbian in 1950s America, after all. But when Birdie's gangster husband returns from long years on the run, Henry and her partner Nicky are dragged into his violent wake - and they're forced to question just how much of themselves they're willing to give away, to keep everything they have.

"A Longshot Out of the Birdcage" is my 1950s butch4butch crime drama graphic novel! You can read the whole 16 page prologue now on my Patreon!

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[kvetches]

i think the theme of the met gala next year should be a giant meteor hurling towards it. just to spice things up. see if the celebrities can pull together to save manhattan

[jestershark]

[cursesandcrows]

women's blogs be like: name / age / location ☺️

mens blogs be like: 😈 welcome to my TWISTED wonderland 😈 UNHINGED, STALKER, DAD, SADIST 😈 ENTER IF YOU DARE KITTEN 😈

[halfasleepinfoxpajamas]

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[thebisfor]

I HAVE ONE OF THESE

[parakeet]

When will the violence end

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 16.20: Home Away from Homer

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[butchfagminotaur]