[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[ssexbug]

maybe on day i can flap my stupid wing

[butchgangle]

[kererek]

Just realized I didn't draw anything cute with puppetspam this whole time

Here🐛

[orpheuslament]

lets do some medical roleplay. youre my doctor & you have to perform some minor surgery on me but this is the 18th century & theres no anaesthetic so i go into shock & die. yes of course its still sexual

[toomanyfrogswtf]

This may be my favourite Gerard Donelan comic :p

[dogpuppy]

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[illegalvampire]

this fanfic shit is easy

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[thegroovyarchives]

1991 Anglo American Eyewear Frog Sunglasses (via: Pinterest/archive.org)

[hannahlockillustration]

Added some recent original drawings and print pre-orders to my shop!

[catchymemes]

[raisondetriment]