disaster_child

Official lokius Stan account🦭

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Mobius can finally delete all the Olivia Rodrigo songs off his playlist now

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Can we all agree to pull a Brutasha with loki and slyvies romance plot?

just.. pretend it never happened

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well i guess it’s been a while since I drew Loki….Thought well….Why not…he’s awesome

because your worth it *angry face*

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WOAH THIS IS GORGEOUS

(Not mine at all I wish💀)

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YALL MY TUMBLR POST WAS JUST USED ON AN INSTAGRAM POST WITH 4000 LIKES IVE NEVER BEEN PRPUDER

I HAVENT BEEN GIVEN CREDIT BUT IDC THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE

[worstloki]

Tony: how are you stronger than a planet... a FUCKING PLANET?!!

Loki, unconcerned, filing his nails: the planet was weak.

Comic Loki casually record-scratch-freeze-framed the entire universe and then stored it on a bracelet too but sure, MCU Loki is “dead.”

Loki: Didn’t Thanos yeet a moon at you?

Tony: Please never use modern slang around me again. But yes, and that was different.

[worstloki]

If Loki is in TVA's cell then his neighbor should be Steve Rogers in other cell. Why could Steve for himself create a different timeline and Loki couldn't? TVA should be impartial.

YEah, the AVENGERS went around messing with time, and LOKI is the one who ends up in prison???? scapegoat much???

[iamanartichoke]

TVA: It’s a good thing no one’s messing around with time or anything, that would make our jobs a lot harder.  

Loki: *dead* 

The Avengers: hEy gUeSs WhAt We’Re gOnNa Do

The Avengers: *mess around with time* 

Loki: *still dead* 

Steve and Tony in particular: *fuck up and manage to let an alternate Loki get his hands on the Tesseract, which he promptly uses to escape, because he is not an idiot.* 

Alternate Loki: Idk how this happened but okay. 

Main Loki: *still dead* 

The Avengers: *“put the stones back” so nothing will be changed* 

The Avengers, presumably: *fuck it up*

TVA: Goddamn it, someone messed around with time and now our job is a lot harder. 

TVA: Loki had something to do with this. 

TVA: *capture and arrest alternate Loki* 

TVA: You’ve committed (na-na-NA) TIME. CRIMES. 

Alternate Loki: I had nothing to do with this. 

Main Loki: *STILL FUCKING DEAD* 

The Avengers: *happily ever after*

TVA: Time for the consequences of your actions, Loki, you lying liar who lies.

Alternate Loki: This is the most bullshit thing to ever bullshit and I’m going to burn this place to the ground. 

[worstloki]

characters doing time travel and messing with timelines: steve tony rhodey nebula rocket thor scott clint nat hulk 

characters responsible for messing with the timelines: Loké

[alwida10]

Neil Gaiman, Norse mythology (2017)

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Is no one gonna talk about the fact that loki some how banished Odin I actually have so muxh questions

Odin is like extremely strong, obvs stronger then thor snd loki, and even Hela and Thanos and stuff. But like

How did Loki banish him

Like what godamn power did he use

I need to talk to some one about this

Mutual help me

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Loki inspired my entire aesthetic after age 12 (including my username) so how enthusiastic are you about the Loki show coming out soon on a scale of “Hulk is the grandmasters champion” to “I get to pu the skull of Surtur into the eternal flame”?

Is it possible to reach a higher scale which is “I get to banish Odin ans be king”

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Hey guys I’m alive and I’d like to apologise for the person I’ve become now that we have new marvel content

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If can you feel my heart by bring me the horizon is not the Loki shows soundtrack I don’t want it.

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YALL WANDAVISION CAME OUT. WANDAVISION IS NOW ON DISNEY PLUS. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Tony: *tries to flirt with Loki*

Loki: ...

Loki: [hits Tony in his face]

Tony: WHY DID YOU HIT ME I WAS TRYING TO FLIRT

Loki : i pANICKED?!

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My frostiron edition of this meme

Tony- you guys, Lokis too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Steve- Just drag him down to you

Hawkeye- Coward, kick his shin

Natasha- Pussy. You should break his legs and he’ll be at your height

Loki- Stab me in the stomach, I’ll fall over.

Everyone-.....

Tony- Loki what the fu-

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Honestly loki fans kinda remind me of Eliza Hamilton in that the only they’re fuckinh asking marvel is for Him to be alive.

That’s how low the bar is

[worstloki]

I may or may have not loki lied to my friends and told them it was a video of cute puppies while it was loki

puppies are cute, so are roombas and loki, everything adds up imo, 

[slashercatz]

we need to turn it into the new rickroll to get those views up

[worstloki]

If the Loki fandom must resort to trickery then so be it

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I think Loki would be proud of us

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If they’re gonna give loki comic accurate hair then I’m expecting comic accurate powers too💅🏼