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(386): I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it

[vhspositive]

[everythingsecondhand]

UFO, by Robert Chapman (Granada, 1981). From a charity shop in Nottingham.

[1000125]

yumi

[humoristicalisms]

Okay, stop me if you’ve heard this one

A doctor and a private investigator walk into a bar. The former orders a gin and tonic, while the latter orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender says to the doctor “You seem concerned. Is there a problem?” to which the doctor replies “My wife left me this morning. She took the kids with her.” 

The PI looks over to the man and asks if there’s anything he can do to help. There wasn’t. He goes back to sipping his beverage.

The doctor is now in tears. Like, they’re everywhere. The bartender looks at the man and asks him to leave. He politely does so. This wasn’t a joke, after all.

[fvckass300-blog]

i can’t believe there’s a pokemon named after me

[scatterstep-blog]

nice to meet you oddish.

[fvckass300-blog]

thanks, it's good to be here

[scatterstep-blog]

were off to the country club.

[scatterstep-blog]

HUMOR ME.

[humoristicalisms]

Guess who isn’t Suffering™ anymore

[fvckass300-blog]

not me

[yekaterinabridge-deactivated201]

[fvckass300-blog]

i knew he was going to tag me in that short “smol” post i just fucking knew it

[beigetype]

eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

[suchearlysummershowers]

this is my sin blog

it where i sin

[blog-anglophonic]

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

21 consecutive "what's new pussycat"s with one "it's not unusual" thrown in and chill

[fvckass300-blog]

a look like a preschoolers crayon box

[riversurface]

he’s so happy watching holes!!!

[thekeyofreason]

This is all I wanted to see tbh

[fvckass300-blog]

clyde why are you putting your money on stan he’s going to get his ass fucking kicked

[buttmunch300-deactivated2016042]

Because I believe in Stan. #Stanground2015

[fvckass300-blog]

were breaking up