WOMAN.

maxwell boyd; so tall i take over the street, a wingspan unbelievable. and all the wine is all for me --- i'm a festival, i'm a parade.

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others – specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!  

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ALESSANDRA.

“You, me, and all eight Harry Potter movies. Let’s go.”

‘ oh, thanks, but i’d rather walk on glass. ’

[fvckgem]

JUDAS.

Judas walked down the sidewalk and parked his ass at a bench. Was there such a thing as a DAY OFF for a guy like him?  Suspicion echoed in each of his breaths. He pulled his jacket tighter around his body. “It’s too nice of a day to have to cart someone into a cell.” He said with a grin. 

‘ is that a lame pick-up line or are you really the type to ticket someone for JAYWALKING? ’

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JAY.

“I mean, the summer months I’m pretty much just looking for something to do. It’s weird not getting up at six in the morning.” He said with a slight curl of his lips, head laid back on the porch swing. Bored, was another word for it. 

gemma’s only passing on her way to work, cursing the close proximity in morris that brought everyone in contact with each other at least once a day. ‘ lucky you. the antique shop’s hours only get even worse during the summer. ’

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logxnj:

I have to say one of the best parts of my job is confirming to the kids that the artefacts in the museum do actually come to life at night when the place is closed. However then they are more bothered about knowing what they get up to  at night rather then learning the history.

‘ hey, believing that mummies came to life at night is the only reason i’d ever even go to a museum. ’

[dailyptonkin]

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K Y L E !

“yeah, pretty sure one of those was me. would a wink have been better?”

‘ absolutely no contact whatsoever would actually be the ideal, kid. ’

[beautorigine]

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L Y R A !

leo. lyra knows the sign to which the other girl is referring within the beat of a second. “no, no. you’re a lion. not an asshole sign at all. i had a feeling about that.” lyra picks out the leo horoscope entry, pursing her lips as she reads over the tiny passage. “it says you like to speak your mind, but you tend to be really blunt.” pause for a pointed eyebrow raise. “you’re having some familial issue, but the stars will align and allow them to listen, and you need to let it out. but you have to have an open mind, or they won’t hear you.” lyra hums thoughtfully, already invested in this issue that may or may not actually be real. “do you want to talk about it?”

‘ i... suppose that can be true, ’ gem acquiesces with a faint smirk, knowing that BLUNT tended to be the kinder term applied to her. ‘ familial issues? i don’t think those problems are quite prepared for my family’s level of absolute fuckery. ’ the powells were the golden family of morris, but things are never as they seem. ‘ talk about what? my issues? no, i’ve got it appropriately bottled up and covered, but i appreciate the sentiment. besides, nobody has that kind of time. ’

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A X T O N !

“alright but hear me out.” axton leaned forward with a genuine smile on their face. “what if we took a night to gather a bunch of people to try a few drinks from tipsy bartender. maybe if it gets intense we could have a throwback to truth or dare or the cliche 7 minutes in heaven.” their history with parties in the city was huge. hooking up with multiple girls at once and having ladies lining up in their inbox. parties were no stranger to ax and it was how they bonded well with others.

‘ tipsy bartender? isn’t that the dude who uses blue curacao for everything? ’ nonetheless, a smirk melted its way over gemma’s lips, offering an appreciative nod at them. ‘ whatever, if there’s alcohol, then i guess i’m in. not subjecting myself to seven minutes in heaven, though. ’

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L Y R A !

“mine says that the moon will move into my communications zone today, and i should use it to make more connections to the world before a mercury-mars connection later today draws up excess nervousness.” lyra nodded profoundly, eyes wide with wonder as she finished reading the aquarius horoscope at the bottom of the newspaper. she tilted her head up to meet the eyes of the person across from her, newspaper still open in her lap. hey, might as well start making a connection before the whole mercury-mars thing. “i can read you your horoscope too, if you’d like. what’s your sign?”  

did gemma believe in horoscopes? not really, but she never actually bought into anything --- she caught onto the sham that was santa and the easter bunny by age seven, taking it upon herself to ruin it for her siblings and her classmates. growing up had taught her to pick and choose her acerbic jabs wisely, and a perfectly nice girl attempting to make conversation surely didn’t deserve her HONEST opinion on the matter. ‘ i, uh, always forget what i’m supposed to be? my birthday’s in early august, but i’d reckon that i’m one of the asshole signs, aren’t i? the crab? the ram? ’

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M A X !

“ damn, first person i talk to after gettin’ back is a gorgeous mysterious brunette and she’s askin’ me to buy her a drink ?? look at those skills right there, outdoin’ myself, fuck yeah. “ uttered the blonde, a pleasant hum escaping her as she slid her arm out invitingly towards the other. “ now get under here and tell me all about this helluva week, will you ?? we’ll see what we can think up so i can make it better for ‘ya, darlin’. “

‘ just call me the welcoming committee, kitty, ’ gemma smirks, sizing up the attractive blonde with an appreciative nod---- even acquiescing to her request, a considerable gesture considering gemma’s total disregard for unnecessary affection. ‘ town carnival, which was a fuckin’ headache in itself. who let everyone in this damn town be so cheerful? It’s exhausting, i’m gonna need several drinks to recover. ’

[cherilblossomtopaz]

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G A B E !

“so, just to make sure we’re on the same page here: is four too many or too little?”

‘ i’d say it’s about four too MANY. ’

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dcstructible:

“I apologize if I made you uncomfortable. I just enjoy kissing beautiful people. Feel free to kick my ass though.”

‘ kid, my face could’ve launched a thousand ships, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean i want you on it. do you intend to try that on anyone else around here? ’

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S C O U T !

‘ and that’s a… bad thing ? ’

‘ you think using that many muscles to fake a smile before coffee is a good thing? ’