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anyone else relate

u wanna come over and watch this movie with me? it’s like a gangster drama

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me, not knowing what the fuck some poll is talking abt

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Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

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*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

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Does anyone know how to transcribe this? The accent is a little difficult to understand

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video description: Leslie Jordan showing off a notebook and sticker collection, which is as he describes it.

transcript:

Well hello, fellow hunker-downers. Coming to you high on half an Ambien. My doctor prescribes 10mg when I can’t sleep, and I get so wound up over all this, but I only take a half, otherwise I eat everything in the house! But look, another way I calm down is I write in my journal, and I put little stickers – I decorate… I’m a high school cheerleader stuck in a sixty-five year old male body. My Violette stickers came today – Look! Aren’t they beautiful? I think I fell out of the womb and landed in my mother’s high heels. I just like things pretty; I think that’s why homosexuals were put on this Earth: just to make things pretty. Rabbits… [in reference to rabbit stickers]