haikyuu incorrect quotes

she/her just some haikyuu incorrect quotes cuz why not, idek how tumblr works tbh

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Mika: *sends a picture of the disney princesses*

Mika: which princess is the prettiest?

Daishou: you

Mika: why did you answer correctly?

Mika: which bitch asked that before me

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Shirabu: wow Semi won best artist of Japan 2021

Goshiki: what the heck he doesn't even paint

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Yachi: I feel uncomfortable around tall people... what if they lick my head?

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Atsumu: don't you trust me?

Sakusa: why should I? All the boys I've dated were dogs

Atsumu: meow

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Daisho: that seafood does actually look good

Mika: it is

Daisho: definitely gotta try it out

Mika: i guess

Mika: i don't cook for men

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Kunimi: which filter makes me look sick?

Kindaichi: huh?

Kunimi: i want to skip practice tomorrow but Oikawa-san follows me on ig

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Atsumu: Sakusa is in love with me

Osamu: *starts laughing*

Atsumu: i'm not joking

Osamu: i hope not, it's better if it's true

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Yaku: i have horse-like reflexes

Lev: don't you mean "cat-like"?

Yaku: [kicks Lev in the jaw]

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Semi: so Goshiki just informed me that he's going to his first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring

Semi: after some delicate questioning, "gender reveal, Tsutomu. It's called a gender reveal."

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Mika: Suguru don't freak out but i'm at the hospital

Daishou: you're a nurse, stop doing this every morning

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Takeru: why should i trust you?

Oikawa: because i'm an adult.

Takeru: so is every murderer ever

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Kageyama: *is crying*

Oikawa: *sees his reflection on Kageyama's tears* damn i look good today

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Atsumu: ... and of course Shouyou-kun was there, looking at everyone with his bright smile-

Suna: why is he talking about Hinata?

Osamu: i'm not sure, i asked him about the weather and now we're here

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hey everyone! this account has been dead for about 2 years now and that's because i grew out of my haikyuu phase... howerver, today i was scrolling through my drafts and i thought that i could post the ones that i find funny so that i can leave this account forever. have a nice day!

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Hinata: this one time Natsu was 7 she was really mad at me so she furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on my laptop like 900 times because she thought the government would come and arrest me

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Hinata: this is Natsu, my sister

Kageyama: so, how old are you? 3?

Natsu: i'm 10

Kageyama: cool, i don't know anything about kids

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Akaashi: i wanna be inside of you so bad

Osamu: [through the glass] Onigiri Miya is closed sir