oh worm?

basically a rb account for funny shit / main

[thecryptkeeper]

enough himbo talk we’re calling men whores now

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

people who hate mario are so strange like what did he do. what did he do to you

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

mario: itsa me  wahoo

people who hate mario: i hate mario

[tranzbowser]

he beat up my son

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

sorry bowser *so ashamed* it was niceto meet you i love you in games like mario, mario 2 , supermario sunshine, etc. *sighs* *so mad at myself for embarrassing myself in front of bowser my idol*

[tgi-spideys]

In Miles Universe

Its Decembruary

[skarchomp]

[haarute]

Sorry to disappoint but

This however means that Miles just deadass wrote “Decembruary” on his test.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

He was fucking dedicated to that F

[localtiktoks]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

lol this is realistic. reblog if you agree. if you dont writr a thoughtful comment below. enjoy.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

ive never went on thw slides at the parks be cause of that ome spongebob episode where goes down one and his butt gets sanded off it scares me so much ill never go down a slide .i always go in the lazy river instead for hours on end and usually fall asleep which is just as enjoyable to me as the slides are for others so i domt judge. one time at 6 flags a life guard thought i died be cause i fell alseep so she swam out and carried me to the emergency nurse place they have and i woke up in her arms , it was the safest ive ever felt in my life but then she got mad and was like "i thought you were dead why did you fall asleep" and the nurse was like "beatrice that is a child you cant yell at a child" so she let me go. any ways i cant relate to this video but i hope pthers canreblog if you agree

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

me whenever a cis person asks my pronouns: idc just use whatever makes u the most uncomfortable 💘

[juunahoshimi]

okay since y’all wanted to see it here you go. “out of touch” music video but the lucky star theme is playing over it and the video is sped up to 315% to end at the same time the song does

[vzm]

wishing everybody a penis friday

[forgamers]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[hoopdogz]

i can fold people up like pants

[wizardonline]

LOOK OUT FOR THIS SICK FUCK

[bunnywand-archive]

thunder only happens when it’s raining 😧

gamers only love you when they’re gaming 😔

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[justalazytrashpanda]

[probablyok1]

What production of Heathers is this

[justalazytrashpanda]

This one

[itstoothless]

Might I add: You didn’t think I would fucking notice?

Pathetic.

[justalazytrashpanda]

Y’all fuckers better stop giving me ideas

[double--cross-d]

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

[justalazytrashpanda]

Ask and ye shall recive

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

[moread]

[lovablechaos-deactivated2020083]

Ah. I’m in hell. 

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

[an0n-1o1]

[neonprotagonist]

i kept scrolling hoping to find the heritageposts date but then i realized this was made within the last year. hellsite.

[obsidianthunderwolf]

That just means that it will be a heritagepost someday.

[chongoblog]

Political Compass

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

this feels like a 2012 post

[straightboyfriend]

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

[touhouweed]

nothing will be funnier than I spil my juice mods help

[touhouweed]